- 3 years ago
- Wedding: April 2018
We got some sad, unhappy, disinfranchised bees on the boards today ladies…let’s cheer them up with our ridiculous, stupid, downright boring Valentine’s Victories!
We picked up our new camper and I’m all jazzed about it cuz it totally has a potty! No more squatting in the woods for this girl! WOOT!
I also managed to murder a pyrex dish by accidentally leaving it on a hot burner and it EXPLODED! WIN!
We went out to dinner, drank a bottle of wine, decided to start singing to each other on the way home as we were attempting to dance into the front door, Mr. 99 dipped me, fucked it up and dumped me in the rose bushes….SEXY!
See? Its not all its cracked up to be, sometimes you end up with a camper, a kitchen full of glass and an ass full of thorns!