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Oooh!  Yes.  Well, no.  They're not my neighbors anymore, thank heavens, those were some noisy people.  But I have lovely stories about them and their lovemaking at god-awful hours of the morning. 

They woke me up one night (of many), and man, was I miffed!  I mean, it didn't even sound enjoyable, just fake and noisy.  Yes, I know, some people just sound fake and noisy.  I'd be fine with it sounding fake and noisy, if it weren't between the hours of 2 and 5a.  Jerks.

So the girl (who I gave the name Chuckles, she had an obnoxious laugh), decides to go "Oh yes, oh yes, oh yes...".   Have you seen that cartoon The Oblongs?  Where the wife goes "Oh yes... JIMMINY CRICKET!" Because that's totally what I yelled after about the fifth time of Chuckles doing that.

Then, she starts talking about how she loves his ..., it's SO big.  My response? "It's huge!  Like the size of a toddler! ...  Or something"

I yelled a few other things, and I wanted to applaud them when they finally shut up, but BF would not let me. :(

Eventually, but not that night, we called the police on them.  We should have done it from the start.

FI neighbor's have a crazy dog (rockstar) and we have two dogs. Ours are on a built in electric fence system and they wear shock collars constantly while out but they do come inside at night.

However, when FI had to go out of town for his grandfather's funeral, he had a friend come over and feed and water and check on the dogs during they day. Well the neighbors with the crazy dog left a nasty note about how the dogs have been barking all night for months (um no the dogs are inside at night - I think barking would have been noticed especially since it would be in the next room) and how they are supposed to be behind a fence and that the dogs are disrupting the general happiness of the neighborhood. And that people are scared of our dogs because they think that they can get out.

Well we went door to door to every neighbor on all sides and gave them apology pecan pies (I made 6 of them!) and tried to reassure everyone that the dogs are on an electric fence and that the one week of them being out at night was a one time thing. All of the neighbors except the complainers assured us that it was fine and that the barking had not been that bad just one night when a couple down the street had been having a pool party. All the normal neighbors also said that no one is afraid of the dogs.

We finally make it to the complaining neighbor to give him his pecan pie and apologize and he reams FI and I out. So we just kind of count him as a lost cause.

The next Saturday we were laying in the hammock and the dogs were just kinda playing around the yard and I look over and the complaining neighbor's 5 year old is sitting in our drive talking to Bella (our St. Bernard) and brushing the dogs hair with her Barbie comb. We called the neighbor and told him to look out his kitchen window and gently reminded him that our dogs were very friendly and that his kid is in our yard if he is looking for her.

They have been great neighbors ever since.

My neighbor seriously has it out for us too! No lie when we first moved in we must've been in tha apartment about 2-3 weeks and we get our first complaint. She has also complained that we had too much mess in OUR backyard and most of it was little ride on cars from my sons room that we were cleaning out at the time. She has even told the land lord that we have had alot of traffic going in and out and we hardly ever have people over and when we do, it's mostly family. SO needless to say now everytime she complains on us, I complain on her! And when she talks to us or to my kids I give a sly half a$$ smile and stay on my way. I tried not to let her get to me but i seriously think she just doesn't have ne thing else to do!