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Gosh I'm in dire need of some entertainment! Share something funny because WB seems depressing today!! : ) I need a hooo-ha!
Fave quote: "Give a man fire and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he'll be warm the rest of his life."
Funny pic:
One of of my favorite quotes
The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends.I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time.What do you get at the end of it? A death. What's that, a bonus?I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first; get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you're too young, you get a gold watch, you go to work. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You drink alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back into the womb, You spend your last nine months floating...Then you finish off as an orgasm. George Carlin
Favorite pic of myself (that's not a wedding photo!)
@PitBulLover: WOW! That quote blew me out the water! Love it!!! Gotta send that to my husband!
@Porkchop: i love that quote. I remember seeing it years ago and being like THATS AMAZING. I can only imagine :D
"Free your mind and your a$$ will follow; the kingdom of heaven is within."
George Clinton "P-Funk"
@GroovyHippieChick: hahahah! i about died when i saw that for the first time. hysterical...how about this one
@zippylef: I love bob! how have i never come across this quote before?
this one has been floating around pinterest and i love it
I have two favorite quotes.
And my no-fail, "puts a smile on my face even if it's a Monday and Aunt Flo is in town" picture is this.
This cracks me up lately, I found it the other day and it made my day so much better
Here's a couple of my favorite quotes at the moment:
@Mrs.KMM: hahaha that is awesome!! I love that first one!
one of my favorite quotes also happens to be by george carlin:
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
my all-time favorite quote from Jack Burton (Kurt Russell - Big Trouble in Little China)
Like I told my last wife, I says, "Honey, I never drive faster than I can see. Besides that, it's all in the reflexes."
Favorite quote:
"The longer I live the more I realize the impact of attitude on life. Attitude, to me, is more important than facts. It is more important than the past, the education, the money, than circumstances, than failure, than successes, than what other people think or say or do. It is more important than appearance, giftedness or skill. It will make or break someone. The remarkable thing is we have a choice everyday regarding the attitude we will embrace for that day, everyday. We cannot change our past or what is. We cannot change the fact people will act a certain way. We cannot change the inevitable. The only thing we can do is play on the one string we have and that is our attitude. I am convinced that life is 10% what happens to me & 90% how I react to it. And so it is with you... We are in charge of our attitudes!"
Favorite funny photo: My Doe Doe got into some marshmallow fluff!
Favorite photo of myself:
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Some super awesome crap!
Here's one of my favorite quotes:
I cheated on my fears, broke up with my doubts, got engaged to my faith, and now I'm marrying my dreams.
Here's one bad ass band that I absolutely adore - if only we could have them play while I walked down the aisle!!!! OMG DREAMYYY
My favorite funny pic:
& A fave picture of me: I was about 150lbs here after being 213lbs! Weight loss is a
B but I will get there my goal is 125lbs and I'm at 135lbs now!
NOW it's time for you to share!! : )