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Weirdest Wedding Gift Received

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    Lisa1783    September 18, 2010   Boston

    I invited my mom's friend and her two children (ages 16 + 8) to my wedding and Chinese reception.  She made a point to come up to me and said, "I've given your gift to your mom already.  I think you'll really like my gift and find it very useful."  I thanked her and found out the next week from my mom that it was a baby monitor and that was it.  I am not pregnant. 

    How about you guys?

     
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    Mrs. Meowerson    May 12, 2012  

    HAHAHHAHA.  that is ridiculous.

     
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    karo    April 14, 2013   Nashville, TN

    LOL. I think MAYBE, just maybe, she might be trying to drop some hints. Very subtle hints, of course. ;) 

     
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    bohemianbailie    January 15, 2011   Huntington Beach, California

    O wow that is really funny!

    For our engagement my FIL's gave us a PS3 not a bad present at all but not really one that was screaming engagement to me, especially since my FI is the one using 99% of the time to play MLB 10 The Show. I think they just really wanted to give their son a present and used it as an excuse!

     
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    trugem    January 2011  

    That is weird. Does she think that you are pregnant?

     
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    bakerella    September 11, 2010   Toronto, ON

    We got a porcelain egg with a sort of opalescent finish and a terrible poem about weddings written in gold script on it. It has gold curly type legs that it stands on. It may be one of the ugliest things I've ever seen. I'm also an interior designer. Why would you give something like that to an interior designer?! DH and I have been debating writing our name and wedding date on it and giving it as a joke to our next set of friends getting married with their names and date underneath ;)

     
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    oracle    October 23, 2010   Los Angeles

    That is beyond bizarre!!!!!!

    I was kind of hoping for strange presents, but didn't really get any really random ones....

     
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    Baileyh    July 24, 2010   Vancouver

    @bohemianbailie we got a PS3 from the groomsmen as a wedding gift!! I love it! :) We backed up all our wedding photos on it in case something happens to the computer :)

    @bakerella friends of mine got a bowl that looks like a vagina...they joked about gifting it to us as a joke on our wedding day..we didnt get it and i was a little disappointed, i thought it would be a fun tradition!! you should do it!!

     
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    bakerella    September 11, 2010   Toronto, ON

    @Baileyh: LOL! I have a sick desire to see the bowl... I'm really really really tempted to pass it on because I know it will never get back to the original gifter. It's the one thing that didn't go in the Goodwill pile that really should have......

     
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    Lisa1783    September 18, 2010   Boston

    @Baileyh: I would love to see that bowl also!  That's just so bad it's great.

     

    @trugem: No, she doesn't think I'm pregnant.  She's notorious for giving horrible gifts to my mom and hand writes the price on a sticker and sticks it on the bottom.  I guess I'm mostly just venting because I know she's expecting a great thank you card and all I really want to just do is send a card with "WTF".  :P

     
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    Baileyh    July 24, 2010   Vancouver

    @lisa1783 "She's notorious for giving horrible gifts to my mom and hand writes the price on a sticker and sticks it on the bottom"  WTHeck!!!!

     
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    bakerella    September 11, 2010   Toronto, ON

    @Lisa1783: She puts a handwritten price sticker on the bottom?! What?! Why?! This woman is baffling!!!

     
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    bohemianbailie    January 15, 2011   Huntington Beach, California

    @Baileyh: I love the idea of backing up pictures, I had no idea we could do that!

     
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    aribari    January 1, 2011   Trinidad

    LMAO at the hand written sticker...keeps getting better and better

    that egg and vagina bowl are mighty odd too

     
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    Monkeygirl    September 5, 2010   Philadelphia

    OMG, I am cracking UP about the "handwritten price sticker." WHO DOES THAT?

    The weirdest gift we received was a handmade vest. For me. Not sure how that was a wedding gift, or a gift that BOTH of us could enjoy, but yes, we received a handmade vest.

     
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    CanAmBride    September 25, 2010  

    Our very close friends gave us a painting and on the card it said "we saw this and it reminded us of you. We hope everytime you look at this painting, it reminds you of your special day"

    It was a painting of a monkeys dressed up as a bride and groom!

    It was (hopefully) a joke, but we put it on our fireplace mantel because it makes us laugh.

     
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    camrie    September 5, 2010   Louisville

    We got a handful of really ugly ornaments. One was a huge peach ball and said "2010" and there was a plastic one covered with glitter that said "Love"...more like "Fug" those will not be on our tree. Ick. Ugly AND random.

     
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    nmsoonerbride    March 19, 2011   Live in New Mexico, wedding in Oklahoma City

    I really think we need to see the bowl and the egg.

     
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    JessicaL    November 12, 2010   LA

    @Monkeygirl: LMAO a handmade vest seriously? was it from your great great grandmother? I hope it was someone old bc if it wasnt that just makes it even worse.

    I havnt had any weird ones YET but all this talk about vagina bowls, baby monitors, handmade vests is making want to get one

     
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    Lisa1783    September 18, 2010   Boston

    @CanAmBride: LOL - I can only imagine the look on your faces once you saw the monkeys...in bridal outfits.  Love it!  :)

     
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    Lindsay12.31.2010    December 31, 2010   Missouri

    We still have a few months to go until the wedding, but my first shower was last weekend.

    FI's grandma knitted us a quilt.  Not really my style, but it's the thought that counts.  HOWEVER, after I opened it and ooh'ed and ahh'ed over it, she took it and told me she'd store it at her house so our puppy didn't destroy it. Gee, thanks.

     
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    JennyW1    February 19, 2011  

    It wasn't given to me, but I've seen it:

    A chips and salsa dish. But not just ANY chips and salsa dish--one that rests on a stem that rises about 4 feet from the base--so like a chips and salsa tree? I mean, it's like really tall.

    And it's all kinds of garish pseudo-Mexicana colors. It looks like a minature Seattle space needle. By way of Mexico.

     
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    trugem    January 2011  

    @Lisa1783: Lol. She puts the price on the bottom of the gift?!? Wow!

     
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    PitBulLover    August 21, 2010  

    ewww!!! OMG so weird!

     
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    TheFutureMcBride    August 2010   Virginia

    @CanAmBride: That sounds kinda awesome weird. I love that it's above your mantle.

    @JennyW1: Picture?

    Egg and bowl, pictures?

    Also, I feel jipped; however, we did receive a favorite memory card which retold a story of us saving the person from ninjas. That's pretty awesome.

     
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    pamplemousse    Fall 2010  

    i think leaving the price sticker on may be a old-fashioned chinese thing. my MIL does the same thing for a lot of her gifts. she doesn't write in the price but sometimes she'll leave on the sticker if it came with one. it's probably so that you know they spent a lot. but sometimes, i'll find out that she bought the item on deep discount, but left the "original" price sticker on. a bit ridiculous to me.

     
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    prettylizy    November 24, 2010  

    We got this at our engagement party

    Weirdest Wedding Gift Received :  wedding Fishbowl B

    We don't have fish, or a tank. We don't fish. We don't have any fish decor in the house (except one bathroom has fishie on the soap pump).

    They said "this was sooooo you!" I put it on the shelf in FI's bathroom for now :S

     
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    blondeeebuckeye    February 2011   Austin, TX

    We've started receiving gifts for our first shower, along with some things i purchased for the wedding. Well, last week I opened up all the packages from amazon.com (I figured it was all wedding decor purchases), and what did I find?

     

    Weirdest Wedding Gift Received :  wedding 262990 P DETAILED

    Oh yeah, birkenstocks. I was so confused. I thought someone bought them for us as a joke, because they didnt' know where we were registered.

    Turns out, the mailman put them in the wrong box and they belonged to our neighbor.

     
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    @prettylizy: OMG!!!!!!!!!! I have that!!!  A relative gave one of those to me for Christmas one year!!!!!!!!  I forgot all about it!!!   I think I still have it....not sure where it is.

     
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    JennyW1    February 19, 2011  

    @blondeeebuckeye: That's hilarious.

    Sorry, I don't have a picture--it was given to a friend of mine, so we've all had a bit of fun with the "spaceneedle salsa dish" as we like to call it. She suspects it was actually used when she got it, too!

     
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    Monkeygirl    September 5, 2010   Philadelphia

    @JessicaL- haha, no it was from his Aunt, whom I see fairly often, so I have to wear it. To clarify, it's actually pretty decent (it's one of those asymmetrical 'swing' vests that are in style right now), but it was just so RANDOM. My hubby was like WTF- what are "we" supposed to do with THIS?  She also gave us some random things she clearly had in boxes just lying around her house.

    LOL, we also received a bizarre gift from three of his cousins- which was a $50 gift certificate to Victoria's Secret. Not really a bad gift- (just random)- but what was funny is that the gift certificate was in a STAR WARS themed BIRTHDAY card that played music when you opened it. Umm...yeah.

     
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    aribari    January 1, 2011   Trinidad

    @prettylizy: bahahaha

    what in the world!

    why did they think it was soooooo you?!?!

    i'm dying lol

     
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    PitBulLover    August 21, 2010  

    Just wondering - how are you planning to do the thank you note for this gift?

     
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    prettylizy    November 24, 2010  

    @Maggie Mae Maybe we should get together with our respective fish bowls and have a little reunion party.

    @aribari I don't know what about a giant glass fish with it's mouth open is 'sooo me', but what do you say to something like that?

     
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    7SEVENJ9    September 25, 2010  

    We came home one night to a bag full of rolls of quarters and hot tub fragrances from my aunt and uncle. It was really funny because I was like, wth? but it was also $70 in quarters, which was pretty nice, but just funny! When I talked to my aunt, she said "we didn't want you to guess what it was!" LOL~

     
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    @prettylizy:  I never really knew exactly what the purpose of the fishie was.........  and yes, I was a little baffled when I received mine too.......

     
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    Lisa1783    September 18, 2010   Boston

    @PitBulLover: I wanted to take a picture with a pillow under my shirt with a caption "How did you know?!?!" but my husband won't let me.  =P

    For now, it'll just be the standard "thank you so much for your support and presence at our wedding and thank you very much for your gift.  we are sure that we will think of your support when we use this in the future"  At first I didn't even want to dignify her gift by even mentioning it but my mom would flip out if she found out. 

     
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    Lisa1783    September 18, 2010   Boston

    @prettylizy: I'm oddly mesmerized by this.  Mildly horrified but mesmerized as well.  Funny how weird stuff does that to you. 

     
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    PitBulLover    August 21, 2010  

    @Lisa1783: LOL I wish your husband would have let you!! hilarious! Oh well...that is very mature of you to be the bigger person and suck it up! I would have a hard time doing it as well :-)

     
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    I am dying with laughter at these, sooooo funny! Blondeebuckeye's story is hilarious! 

     

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