What all does your husband/SO do in their sleep?

posted 3 years ago in Married Life
  • poll: What does your significant other do in their sleep?
    Nothing but sleep that I'm aware of : (31 votes)
    3 %
    Snores : (245 votes)
    26 %
    Farts : (153 votes)
    16 %
    Kicks : (61 votes)
    6 %
    Flinches : (176 votes)
    18 %
    Steals covers : (182 votes)
    19 %
    other (please describe) : (106 votes)
    11 %
  • Post # 3
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    2534 posts
    Sugar bee

    DH only snores when he sleeps on his back, and he always seems to roll into that position during the night. I am a light sleeper so I always wake up and have to roll him back…lol.

    He also talks in his sleep and steals the covers. I love him anyways haha

    Post # 4
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    4474 posts
    Honey bee
    • Wedding: February 2012

    All of the above!

    Post # 5
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    1367 posts
    Bumble bee
    • Wedding: September 2013

    Talks. He can carry on quite the conversation 

    Post # 6
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    47 posts
    Newbee
    • Wedding: February 2013

    Holy flinch. DH lifts weights 4-5 times a week and boy does he flinch. I can’t have his arms near my head and I can’t lay on his shoulder unless I want a flinching chokehold!

    Post # 7
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    Helper bee
    • Wedding: May 2012

    My husband talks and laughs in his sleep from time to time. There was one time I woke up to him speaking what I thought was some foriegn language.  Sounded like jibberish.  A minute or two later her got up to go to the bathroom. When he came back into the room I was laughing and asked him about it.  He looked and me and started laughing too. He told me he was dreaming that he was in Japan and speaking to the people there with him.  I guess subconsciouslyhe can speak Japenese.  We had a hard time falling asleep after that one. Every time it would get quiet one of us would just start laughing again!  Def one of my funniest sleeping stories with him. 

    Post # 8
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    236 posts
    Helper bee
    • Wedding: October 2013

    gets boners.

    Post # 9
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    931 posts
    Busy bee
    • Wedding: June 2013

    COVER STEALER!  He likes to wrap himself like a burrito while he sleeps…..needless to say, I always make sure I have an extra blanket next to my side fo the bed before I fall asleep.

    Post # 10
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    Bumble bee
    • Wedding: February 2016

    He does ALL of the above, plus walks and talks!!

    Post # 11
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    4812 posts
    Honey bee
    • Wedding: August 2012

    Nothing and I’m so thankful! 

    Post # 12
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    163 posts
    Blushing bee
    • Wedding: Camp Hope

    All of the above except for nothing and other. When we travel I have to take my own blanket because he steals them and won’t give them back. SO is a wrestler (not like John Cena. Like Jordan Borroughs) and if he flinches/jump he can bruise me if I’m too close. I’ve only had to wake him up about 4 times in 6 years to make him roll over for snoring. He also talks. Lord we can carry out a conversation while he sleeps. I love it since I sometimes have trouble sleeping. Maybe I’ll ask him if he has my engagement ring yet if he talks in his sleep again. 🙂 

    Post # 13
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    640 posts
    Busy bee
    • Wedding: April 2014

    First of all, he snores…but he tries to deny it! He knows that he snores, but sometimes, when he falls asleep and starts snoring right away, I’ll nudge him and tell him to roll over bc he’s snoring, and he’ll say ‘No I wasn’t! I’m wide awake!’ We actually go into it over this last night…he got REALLY mad at me for saying he was snoring, and he swore up and down he wasn’t even asleep. It made me REALLY mad, too. He came to bed a couple hours after me, making a lot of noise that woke me up and then denied his awful snoring. Silly rabbit.

    He also steals the covers, and denies that, too! The worst is when we do go to bed together, and I’ll lean out of the bed to get the plug for my phone or my Nook, so I’ll pull the covers with me a little, and he will YANK them back and huff at me! I’m like, GIVE ME A SECOND! 

    Post # 14
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    Helper bee
    • Wedding: June 2014

    Steals covers and takes over the whole bed.

    Post # 15
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    Sugar bee
    • Wedding: September 2012

    snores, farts, grabs my boobs, and occasionally talks.

    oh, and he hogs the bed. last night i got up for water and when i came back he was laying diagonally taking up both sides.

     

    Post # 16
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    736 posts
    Busy bee
    • Wedding: March 2014

    EVERYTHING.

    His sleep apnea makes him snore so loud, hiccup, and toss and turn all night. Sometimes I dream of smothering him with a pillow. 

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