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What bumper stickers do you have on your car? Which ones do you want? Is there a bumper sticker you would like to make? What is the funniest one you have seen?
ETA: Vistaprint has a free bumper sticker deal, you just pay for shipping, and I am looking for ideas. I plan to get a magnet so I don't mess up my car.
I like seeing funny ones on other people's cars but would never put one on my own car. Don't want to ruin it. Also, when people have political stickers that I don't agree with, I get irritated and have to switch lanes so I don't have to look at it.
Back when I drove a clunker in high school my car was bumper sticker central. Mostly bands, my hometown sticker, save the earth stuff. No way I'd gunk up my nice car with one now haha! I guess if I was going to have one, I might put up a "Hang up and drive" sticker, because texting and driving pisses me off to no end.
I'm anti bumper sticker. We have a small Apple decal (the same one you get when you buy a new product) on our rear windshield but that's about it.
Back in college I had "Bring back Lewinsky." and "More trees less Bush." bumper stickers. I guess I was trying to make a statement or something. Someone actually stole the Lewinsky one off my car and I was pissed for weeks.
I have an OCMD (Ocean City, Maryland) magnet on the back of my car... it's my home away from home.
I really want the science fish!! My FI had it but someone stole it... grr.

@HappilyEverAfter54: lol I had the Darwin fish on my car, too funny. And a Support the Troops ribbon.
I dont like bumper stickers, but its fun to read them on other people's cars.
@KatyElle: I like the Darwin magnet too and the science one that is a rocket fish... I also like the new one that says evolve and the fish is holding tools. =D
I have a Boilermaker Union sticker, and one that says " Union and Conservative - figure me out" I usually have several political magnets on my car too, just to early for that yet.
Edited - I forgot my most important magnet - one on all our cars - the yellow Army ribbon magnet!
@HappilyEverAfter54: Haha I love the Darwin fish :) My fave sticker! I also have a sticker that says "It took 13.7 billion years to make something this perfect." haha
@natbug21: that is awesome. :)
Thanks for posting this thread... I just found one on ebay for .99 free shipping! FI's Christmas gift lol... were pretty broke right now can't ya tell?
@HappilyEverAfter54: Nice! Sometimes the best gifts are the cheapest ones!!
I had a 'Honk if I'm paying your mortgage' magnet. I got a lot of compliments on it until I drove into the hood and someone ripped it off my car. Assholes.
I love this one, but wouldn't put it on my car. I think this version is from a t shirt, there is another version that is easier to see, but I couldn't find it. I think the only sticker I would put on my car is a save the ta tas one.

I used to have a bumper sticker that said "I love my big ta-ta's" but someone stole it : (
I really want the anti-tea party bumper sticker that says "Don't Tea On Me", now.
When I got married, I moved from Michigan (Go Blue!) to Ohio. When I switched my license plate, I put a big blue "M" on my car window, lol!
Other than that, I'm definitely not a fan of people who put their political or religious beliefs all over their car. (Like, really? Do you think you're going to change someone's mind by doing that?)
@joy2011: I don't think I'm going to change anyone's mind, but I sure do love riling them up.
I wouldn't stick one on my car, although I used to have a University of Toronto window clingy across the back window of my old clunker. I also had a Toronto Maple Leafs license plate surround thingy.
I do have a sticker that I put up in my (old) room for a long time that said, "When Hell freezes over, I'll play hockey there, too."
Geez, what a Canadian post this has been (eh?).
@Dolldancer8: LOL, if they had a male version I would put that on DHs car.
I only have one bumper sticker ("window sticker" actually), it's an NRA one, about 3" across.
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I would LOVE to put up stickers. Political and religeous one too(no matter what you believe). But I do NOT think its a good idea to rile people up with what you believe,especially on your car. Ive heard too many stories of cars getting damaged(they come back to their car and find their car damaged) because someone doesnt believe what the owner of the car believes.
Well and having people in passing cars flick you off.
Having stickers with my opinions about political and religeous views on my car is just not worth the risk and the attention from crazy people that I would recieve.
If I ever did stickers, it would be something like the ones below.


Now these next 3 is because I see so many people riding SOOO close to my bumper!




So those are the kinds that I would put on, if I ever decided to put bumper stickers on.
Forget World Peace - Visualize Using Your Turn Signal
&
Blind Faith in Bad Leadership is NOT Patriotism
&
I Funk Every Friday
I have one but DH's says ''Don't tailgate me or I will flick a booger on your windshield!''
As you can tell he is very mature...
@KT808: LOL nice!
I also had one on my back window before it get rear ended and the window shattered (rear ended by someone going 40mph), it said "tri a threesome" and then had a little stick lady swimming, biking and running :) Haha I think that's so clever!
I don't have bumper stickers on the bumper, I've got an Alumni one from the college I went to. If I actually had bumper stickers I'd want one of those that says My (insert dog breed) is better behaved than your honor student. There's one with a turtle that says "No tailgating: The closer you get, the slower I go."
I have 3 window stickers..I have really dark tinted windows, so the one that clings from the inside you can barely see but its a dog silhouette and says "I love sloppy kisses". I have the standard 3" round sticker with the USMC logo that says "My brother is a United States Marine". The last one is the image on this tshirt, but just the two guys and sasquatch, no words/writing of any kind, and the only thing that really pops out is the white shirts due to the tinted windows:
http://www.allposters.com/-sp/Tenacious-D-Sasquatch-Posters_i2473155_.htm
*Edited for spelling :)
I'm a huge fan of reading funny bumper stickers on other people's cars, but wouldn't put any on my own!
A friend in high school had this one:
I used to have ones on my junker like: "hey mtv, pimp my ride", "if dance were any easier it'd be called football", "john^2" (kerry/edwards), "follow me to platform 9 3/4". I was really mad, I had a ribbon that said "support individuality" but that was stolen :(
Then I got a new car and I had the Apple apple, a Packers SB Champs magnet, a sea turtle, and my Greek Letters.
Now I drive Mr.TKE's car and we have nothing. and it's plastic so I can't even put a magnet on it!
I wouldn't know what to put on a bumper sticker, because I hate them.
I once saw this one on twitter though in response to religious/political/social bumper stickers: "Holy shit! Your bumper sticker totally just changed my mind on that topic!"
I just have my uni and one with my uni and Nursing on there. It always makes me laugh to see the insane bumper stickers. Seriously people, no one needs to know 8 times you didn't like Bush or that you think Obama is Christ's second coming, nor do they need to see the 12 varations of "Nobama" that some super clever person came up with... Psh. Oh and I HATE the little family stickers. I don't know why, they just bug me.
@chasesgirl: My boss has the family stickers..first, it was her/hubby, and five dogs. Then add a baby, and a halo to one of the dogs. Then add another baby. It bugs me most that she actually keeps updating it!
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