What can you NOT do no matter how hard you try?

posted 3 years ago in The Lounge
Post # 3
Member
262 posts
Helper bee
  • Wedding: July 2011

Wink….I look like my face is falling off when I try. 

Post # 4
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6655 posts
Bee Keeper
  • Wedding: August 2010

Whistle. The crazy thing is I COULD whistle as a kid, then when I got all my adult teeth I could no longer do it WTF!

Post # 5
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10748 posts
Sugar Beekeeper
  • Wedding: February 2014

I have a super hard time falling asleep, unless I am actually exhausted. And then I also have a very hard time waking up!

Post # 6
Member
200 posts
Helper bee
  • Wedding: September 2014

I’m sure I CAN do this but I haven’t been successful yet– stop picking at my nails/cuticles! I used to bite them and I’ve moved into just pulling them apart. Ugh! It’s super nasty and noticeable and I need to work on it asap!

 

Haha, love the USB thing– I can never get it on the first try either! 🙂

Post # 7
Hostess
11469 posts
Sugar Beekeeper

@GonnaBeMrsB:  I cannot whistle for the life of me. I have tried, oh lord I have tried. I can manage to get out a somewhat shrill stream of air but that is about it.

Post # 8
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10490 posts
Sugar Beekeeper
  • Wedding: January 2011

@GonnaBeMrsB:  Similar to your USB key, I’m that way with keys.  If I have to turn it left, I turn it right and vice versa.  I also can never open my mailbox on the first try.  About 1/2 the time I put it in upside down first and the other 1/2 it’s right but I don’t angle it just right so I ended up flipping it 3 times those days lol.

Post # 9
Member
1327 posts
Bumble bee

I can’t whistle, either! 🙁

Post # 10
Member
476 posts
Helper bee
  • Wedding: February 2014

@GonnaBeMrsB:  

@pasquel:  

Oh my goodness, I can’t whistle or wink either! I’m sure there are a million other things I can’t do!

Post # 11
Member
5460 posts
Bee Keeper
  • Wedding: August 2012

Crochet.  Run a sub-4 hour marathon.  Get up the FIRST time my alarm goes off.  Hold a half moon yoga pose for more than 10 seconds.  Scratch that… more than 5 seconds.

Post # 12
Member
265 posts
Helper bee
  • Wedding: August 2015

I can’t do cleans at the gym. I don’t know, my mind is like ok yeah I see how to do it and my body is like nope!! Haha it’s funny because I just came from the gym with my SO and he laughs every single time because I am a mess but I am trying! 

Post # 13
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11772 posts
Sugar Beekeeper
  • Wedding: May 2013

Keep a hardwood floor clean.

I mean, good freaking lord! I’m a freaking homemaker, but I can NOT properly clean a hardwood floor. There’s always crap or dust or something that gets left behind.

It drives me INSANE! Luckily, 90% of our flooring is carpets.

Post # 15
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3420 posts
Sugar bee
  • Wedding: July 2015

I cannot paint my own fingernails without them looking like shit. SO most of the time my fingernails are bare 🙁

Post # 16
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3265 posts
Sugar bee
  • Wedding: February 2014

@BrandNewBride:  Me too! Unfortunately, we have all hardwood floors (well, tile in our basement, but still). It’s drives me BONKERS. We’re getting a little sweeper vac thing because I’m just done with it.

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