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@mrsrowe:I have a feeling he is packing! Good for you girl.........and him too i guess~!
I say cock in the bedroom or dick i guess
outside of the bed room I say pee pee or wenis i guess weiney too maybe occasionally
although a BFF of mine calls her mans the purple headed yogurt slinger!
@wbrn: purple headed yogurt slinger! Haha WTF?! That's getting creative!
I don't use any cutsie names. We joked around about it before, but nothing ever stuck.
@wbrn: Haha... well when our son was little he used to have this toy snake he would run around the house with and he would say.. The snake-a-la-beast is going to eat you! And for whatever reason, Mr. R thought it was absolutely hilarious and started calling his the same. The toy is long gone, but the nickname stuck.
Cock or wang, generally. "Penis" still makes me think of Kindergarten Cop.
I have no idea why but we call it "friend". The word penis doesn't bother me whatsoever and we have used it when talking generally about the organ, but if it's his penis, we both say "friend". Weird I know.
Come to think of it... We refer to his penis as "he" sometimes. IE "He's in the mood." I think that started as a joke about it having a mind of it's own sometimes.
@eloping: We don't have any cutsie names either. Penis, dick and cock cover it.
Waldo. Yup, we named it. Not entirely sure where we came up with it, but it probably had origins in 'Where's Waldo' jokes...
(Hey babe, Waldo's looking at me again... )
I call it his Gracious Plenty. Or dick or cock, depending on the conversation and where it's being held (in bed with him, it's cock, for example). I don't like penis. I know that's the proper name and all, but it just sounds weird to me.
We generally just say "it." We actually had an entire conversation about what to call it and came to no good conclusions...
Although.... funny story.
I had an appt with an allergist yesterday and came home the proud owner of an EpiPen. Taught him how to use it just in case.
When we went to bed last night, he tried to get friendly with me and I told him "I can't. I'm allergic" and he responded with "I've got your EpiPen right here."
:)
We call it Thomas...I really have no idea where it came from but one day we were having a conversation and I decided to call him Thomas and he's been Thomas ever since!
I don't know why but dick and cock turn me on like no other mother.
I don't generally use penis but occasionally will.
otherwise, there are no other nicknames we have for it or anything.
Penis, balls, ballsack. We're boring, I guess. Altough one time we were watching a HP marathon on TV and he was trying to initiate sexytimes, we called it the sword of Gryffindor.
@mrsrowe:haha!
I call it his penis. I can't bring myself to use the other words...I just can't!
OMG I think mine has called it everything under the sun. He's fond of meatstick as in, "You miss your meatstick?" when he goes out of town. Oh, and manmeat. LOLOL that one makes me laugh. But when it's time to be serious we use the grown up words, obviously.
Princess Sophia! ha no but really I just call it Penis.
@HappilyEverAfter54: lol that's what I thought of when I saw this thread.
@HappilyEverAfter54: hahaha that's what I use to joke around with FI... hihi.
Usually I call him, his other half or mini him, hmm not that his mini or anything... it just came up and it stuck 
Reminds me of How To Lose a Guy in 10 Days... I think she called his "Princess Sophia" or something like that.
@couawilou: ME TOO! Then he gets mad and I say no I know Crawl the Warrior King... LOL
@HappilyEverAfter54: lol mine just laughs his head off...
Cock - which is funny considering I used to loathe that word.
@wbrn: i didn't have a name for it before but now i'm going to start calling it his "business" lol
Oh, and at work (I am a nurse at a veterans hospital, so 99% of my patients are male) we say "situation."
Such a funny thread. I was laughing so much when I saw "Princess Sophia" ...
It's been almost two months, so I haven't noticed a trend yet. Maybe I'll name him Pointer....He likes to point with it now that I think about it. Hahaha
his "semis" --> that was a result of drunk texting one night,
but usually we call it the "Spartan Laser" after the manliest weapon in the Halo video game series. We toasted to it at least 20 times between the bachelorette party and the wedding. His friends didn't know they were toasting to his junk until we told them after the wedding ;-)
@wbrn: hahahaha... we say weenis sometimes!
I made up a little song about it... very silly, but effective.
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