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Well, like the title says. My BFF were talking tonight about sex- she laughed her butt off when I called it "snew" - its just something my SO and I picked up after watching a futurama where Fry ends up having to preform "snew" on the Amazon Warror plant.
"NOOOO!!!! Why!?" .... "YAY!!...NOOooo...Yay...NOOooo!!!"
Anyway, I was wondering what other couples call sex. And for the record, for us, its not just "snew". It could also be "hand snew", "oral snew" or "take care of you snew". Ya, we totally act 16.
We usually refer to it just as "having fun" but we also refer to stuff like head and going down
@bakerella: "hey baby, how about a round of nookie?" haha, its a classic!!
Special Cuddles. There is a radio presenter who uses that phrase and we thought it was hilarious, so we started using it and it just stuck.
We say all sorts of things but, "Hey, wanna do it!?" is probably one of the more frequent sayings, haha. Oh, the romance.
We call it sexy time. Not horribly original. Though I might start calling it "the dance with no pants" just for DH's amusement (any Big Bang Theory fans out there)?
It's either "extreme cuddling" or "funny business"... He started calling it business time after Flight of the Conchords, but then it evolved into funny business.
LOL this thread is hilarous.
We call it sex, sexy time (Borat-style), orgasms, practice making babies, penesleep (not going to elaborate on this one, TMI!) and wontons. He once jokingly said he wanted to have wanton sex, so we call it wontons now. *facepalm*
We usually just call it 'sex'...but we say it in a weird nasal voice with a lisp, usually as a single word question.
And, yes, sometimes we declare 'death by snew snew.' We can say that in public and no one (usually) knows what we're talking about. lol
@Roux: and MissMusic: I'm loving the Special Cuddles and Extreme Snuggling- just makes it sound so damn sweet LOL
@red dino: yep, its awesome when no one knows what your talking about! I love being able to say I want SNEW SNEW and no one but my SO understands :D
@FutureMrsCassar: oh, I forgot about that one- Sexy Time!!
Sex, mostly. But my SO thinks it's hilarious when we're immature, so sometimes we'll say "bump uglies" "make with the sex" "bone" hahahah :p
I used to call it "stuff", when we first started dating, lol. And my friends and I all had a habit of calling it "sexy times" for a while.
"Play time"
"Let's play later"
because...we have "toys" and go to the toy store, Hustler, frequently.
I wish it were more original! We can't use "business" because FI goes the "office to do some business" aka the bathroom. He's very serious about this and it cracks me up!
I feel like the odd one out because I hate referencing sex like this! I used to have a boyfriend would be like "so... wanna?" and I'd be like "well, I might have if you hadn't have taken all the fun and romance out of it by blatantly asking!"
I like the secret/surprise factor of it. If you ask me, I'm going to say no.
I tend to call it sex or adult fun time. For me, sex isn't just penis-in-vagina - I tend to think of it more broadly. Sometimes I'll try to use my Al Green voice (I don't have a gravelly, deep voice - more higher, haha) and say "gettin' it on"
We usually call it making love ! hehe But we call oral sex "treats", when it is not followed by sex.
we say "uh uh" I have no idea why....
it looks stupid when I typed it out :(
We used to call it noodling. We were on vacation with his family and he was joking around with a pool noodle and it evolved from there. It was really funny when his niece (10 at the time) told us she wanted to noodle. We just told her only adults were allowed to noodle.
@JessieK: lol "death by snew-snew!!!" haha...classic.
we call it laundry. seriously. haha. but not "doing laundry"...that's still washing clothes. either "having laundry" or just plain ole laundry.
we call it sex or nookie. also have called it spaghetti (that's what my sister used to call it - long story!).h
Most recently, however, we say "wanna make a baby?". We are not TTC yet, but we are getting there, so its fun to say that.
Lol great thread. SO randomly called in artificial insemination one day and it kinda stuck
I've already posted, but realized the other day that we talk a lot about jumping each other...
@jpalm13: Artificial insemination. that's my job. lol. Dairy world.
We'll be like 'wanna sex me tonight?, wanna bang?', or DH will just do a disturbing hip-thrusting move. That one usually results in no sex for him though.
We're so mature :P
@jpalm13: "artificial insemination" HAha nice!
SO and I have been on a Star Trek Voyager maration the last few nights, and now he's taken to saying "We must join the collective". It hasn't worked for him yet, but I did laugh my butt off
Haha I love this thread we call it "Boonk" or "Boonking" not bonk but boooonk elongate your o sound and youll get it lol I couldn't figure out how to spell it.
This topic is too funny. We say...sex, booty, bootaay, action, gimme some of that. Real mature I know! LOL
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