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vagina
i dont see the point of using cutsey names to protect the ears of... well myself
Snatch, but only because it makes my FI retch when I say "Time to make an appointment for a snatch wax."
Vagina, clitoris etc . I think it sounds just plain silly when women who are old enough to get married can't call genitals by their anatomical name.
What do you call your legs? walky bits?
@LMD84: I think there is an episode of SATC where Samantha refers to hers as her snatch. Charlotte says "I don't like that, it sounds like something that might reach out and grab someone" Samantha replies "On a good day, it might" lol
@julies1949: "What do you call your legs? walky bits?"
I laughed so hard reading that. Too funny! 
lol, I typically say vagina, or vaj if I'm talking to FI... when we're talking about it in a sexual context, we say p***y, but I would never say that in real life.
Typically I call it my pussy cause that is what hubs calls it mostly but sometimes I say Who Ha or Pu Nanny. I like the cutsey names if I am feeling Cutsey but if I am in a more of a come F*CK me mood, I'll even use the forbidden C&NT word, but when I do Hubby knows I mean business
Vaj is a good one too
Time to spin off and start a thread called what do you call his bits?
we call it a hootinanny lol. we try not to call it the "right" names around my 2 year old cus hearing her say shes wiping her vagina is weird but wiping her hootinanny is funny lol.
My great grandma always called them 'poostadas' (she barely spoke english, I think this was the best she could do given pussy and vagina?)
Needless to say to this day I am not a huge fan of eating tostadas....just too similar.
Haha. Fiance calls it Va Jay Jay. I don't have a specific name. Usually just whatever I feel like at the moment though I've used "lady business", "down there", Chelsea Handler's "Caslapus", etc.
I call her hoo hoo, muffin, vajayjay, vaj, and sometimes generally point in that direction so I don't have to say much of anything. My mom used to call it a "cooch", which to me is the most disgusting word I have ever heard and I swore to myself I would never ever allow my hypothetical children to say it. I am not embarrassed that I have a vagina but often cutesy names allow a more comfortable conversation since it is with humor and not anatomy terminology.
I use either vaj, vajayjay or just plain old vagina.
Growing up, my parents called it our "private," and I find I still call it that most of the time out of habit (unless we are doing dirty talk, in which case some more colorful language is used...)
I usually call it my vajayjay, cushi... and apparently my moh and one of my bridesmaids had nothing else better to do last week and they named it Wild wonder haha, don't know where that came from lol
Depends on context/audience...with DH, we mostly use the proper names. Or we get immature and just say "it." With friends, usually "lady bits."
DH sometimes jokingly calls it his "own personal slip and slide". It's usually vajayjay or vajingo if I'm talking to my friends. I have no trouble using vagina, I just like the other ones better. When we're talking dirty in bed, it's c*nt, or occasionally p*ssy.
Vagoo or bajingo if I'm talking about it in a joking way, vag when comparing female problems with girlfriends, and pussy when DH and I are dirty talking.
Thanks to Dr. Elliot Reed I call it disgusting! But also bajingo or hoohoo.
@julies1949: LOL!!!!
I'm a grown woman, so I use the more grown up terms: vulva, vagina, and of course, hoo ha.
Well it depends, on any given day it could be my lady-parts, vagina, vaginne, hooha or my personal favorite: Britney. Thank you Britney Spears for flashing yours during your head-shaving years and allowing for a fun nickname to begin between my girlfriends and I. Even my hubs calls it my Britney sometimes LOL
girl or vagina! my hubby laughs everytime i say vagina... it's usually when i'm complaining about it :)
i call her susie .. he calls her "his p*ssy" when he is doing the dirty talk lol
@julies1949:haha!
I call mine a vagina, b/c that's what it is. I feel juvenile calling it anything else.
I usually just call it vagina. However sometimes when I am feelign silly I call it vazsazsa (Like ZsaZsa Gabor) LOL.
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