Post # 1
My Fiance and I have lived together for almost a year now. Obviously when you move in with someone you get to learn all about their habits and quirks.
My Fiance will shower and get all dressed and cleaned up for the day, then go mow the lawn. Which just makes no sense to me…he gets all sweaty and gross. Why wouldn’t you mow the lawn then shower and clean up for the day?!
What is something your SO does that makes you say WTF??
Post # 4
The other day my Fiance tried to cook dinner. O M G, I definitely had a WTF moment. I realized at that moment just how lost he is in the kitchen.
He take breadcrumbs and moistens them in a bowl.
He turns on our george foreman grill
He attempts to bread the chicken by hand, with this wet, gooey, gloppy bread coating, mashing it on…
then tries to stick it on the grill.
If he knew I wrote this, he would also kill me.
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My guy likes to sniff things. When he first hugged me, he sniffed my hair like *sniff sniff sniff* and I was like, “Um what are you doing lol?” And he said he likes to smell things he’s fond of. Sooo…
It doesn’t bother me now, it’s just a quirk he has. But in the beginning I was very WTF about it.
Post # 8
He can’t order from a drive thru. We’ve gone so far as to park, discuss the order, have him say it back (I know, I know) and then drive up. He’ll start out so well… “Hi, yeah, we want….” and then he looks at me blankly. I have to lean over him every time and shout our order into the speaker. He’s a brilliant guy, but drive thru’s shut him down!
Post # 9
- Wedding: March 2012 - Pelican Grand Beach Resort
@jjmomma: Oh my gosh, this reminded me of the one thing Darling Husband does that makes me go WTF. When he’s in chrage of conveying onformation, like ordering a pizza on the phone, he’ll act as if he’s contemplating and thinking on the spot even though he has the order written down on a piece of paper in his hand that he is staring at. It’s like, just tell the guy the order and let him get back to work. Why are you ummming and hummmming and stalling and acting like you don’t know whether you want mushrooms!?!
Post # 10
LOL these are funny!
Fiance has to go out the door he came in. For example, we went to a party at my parents house and we went in through the garage where Dad was setting up some coolers with drinks. We walk through the garage into the house. At the end of the night I leave out the front door. Fiance refuses and leaves the house back through the garage.
Post # 11
@mrsSonthebeach: I’m actually relieved to know it isn’t just my husband! It’s so baffling to watch.
Post # 12
My SO will place his socks on top of his shoes at the end of the day. Yes, his dirty socks. Why? Apparently he may need them at some point! I’ve asked him over and over again to just put them in the dirty laundry, but for some reason in his mind at the end of everyday he decides it isn’t worth the risk of not having dirty socks lying around!
I think it must come from his days as a bachelor who never did laundry, when re-using socks was probably pretty common (ew). Luckily I do all the laundry now!
ETA: My SO is terrible at drive-thrus too! He’ll order just fine but he never says “that’ll be everything” or anything like that so we always just sit there in silence for a good 10 seconds, until I either make him say we’re done ordering or the person taking the order asks. He’s adament that saying it isn’t neccesary even though it happens everytime!
Post # 13
he tries to talk to me while im in the restroom. My policy is door closed-respect privacy
Post # 14
@punkin83: lol I got one better. This morning my shower was super quick because I did not wash my hair. I was upstairs and Fiance is telling me to stop because he is pooping with the bathroom door open! So I showered too quick and went upstairs, and the toilet is far from the door so he couln’t shut it lol.
Post # 15
@ashkat: My boyfriend does that too!
He takes 2 to 3 showers a day because of things like this…
There was a spider making a web in the door way outside. I told him “Please do something about it because if I walk through it I will panic”. He said “No, no one is going to run into it, you are short and you have no chance, you are just being irrational. It won’t bother anyone”. Ten minutes later he goes out the door and starts screaming like a girl because he ran into the spider web LMAO!
I just said “Sooo… thanks for getting rid of it for me”.
Then he proceeded to run and take a shower lol
I can post a new WTF senario everyday. He keeps me laughing with his shenanigans.
Post # 16
I’m noticing a trend with men and drive throughs…..I have the same problem!
My husband has anxiety over getting me a Coffee Coolatta from Dunkin Donuts with “mocha” because its just too much to remember. and when they ask if you want whipped cream on that ?-He thinks its like a form of interrogation. WTF