Post # 1
SO just got home from work and walked in on me in the kitchen chugging chocolate syrup right out the bottle! hahaha, Hey – I’m a chocoholic… what can I say.
What embarrassing things has your guy caught you doing lately?
Post # 3
Complaining about FI on weddingbee which led him to finding out my weddingbee account name which led him to stalk me on weddingbee.
Yea – that sucked.
HIIIIII FI! I see you seeing me.
Post # 4
@skippydarling: Hahaha, thats awesome. How did he find out? 😛 Did you just tell him your name/that you complained about him on there?
Post # 5
One day he come home to find me crafting naked in the kitchen. I was too excited to finish my project to bother getting dressed after my shower.
Cue him walking in early: “Um…. what is this? What are you doing?”
Me, with dripping whet hair and a hot glue gun in my hand, looking up doe-eyed: “I had to finish it! …. you’re home early. Like, way early.”
Post # 6
@skippydarling: That is incredible.
@LeonardLady: Farting :-p I know TONS of Bees have ‘broken the barrier’ and are ‘fart-friendly’ with their SOs, but FI is not into potty humor. We keep that stuff pretty private, though I tease him that if he ever slips in front of me, it’s on.
Well, a few months ago we’d pulled a 6+ hour day at the pool drinking, so I was feeling pretty sassy. We came home and I was talking to him while he was looking in the bathroom mirror. I felt that urge coming on, but I boldly said “be right back, I’m going to toot.” He laughed and I scampered into our bedroom, assuming nothing more than a quiet ‘pffh’ was in store.
Negative. It sounded like a Mini Cooper horn. The dogs even ran in to investigate the source of the noise.
I’m *still* hearing about it, usually in front of friends.
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Post # 8
@LeonardLady: He found out because I was sloppy and underestimated his attention span while he was watching football and I was sitting next to him on the couch bitching up a storm about him on the bee. All he had to do was glance over at the screen.
Oh and…this is a very close second. We live together and we live in a small apartment – you can’t keep things hidden in the bathroom for long. I let out a bellowing fart on the toilet….one that I had no clue was going to be that loud. I then started coughing to cover it up…yah…right. The next thing I hear is him gently tapping on the door so I open up the door (still on toilet and look up) and he says “Everything okay in here? I didn’t know girls could do that.”
Ok yea….actually, THAT TAKES FIRST.
Post # 9
I will admit that I am like a bloke and if I have an itch “down there” it will get scratched – not in public I hasten to add, but in the privacy of home! A lot of the time I don’t realise I am doing it, so one day towards the beginning of our relationship I must have had an itch because suddenly he pipes up, “so scratching is allowed then is it?!” I was really embarassed! To be fair, I don’t think I have ever seen him “adjust himself” in normal situations…I must be the man in our relationship in that department then!!
Post # 10
Not necessarily embarassing, but funny. One time I was taking a shower and spitting water out so it would look like a fountain and making goofy noises while doing so. And then i got the feeling I was being watched. Sure enough, DH was standing in the door way laughing.
Post # 11
You know what? I can’t think of anything! LOL… I try really hard not to do embarrassing stuff in front of FI.
I’m just waiting for the day where I let out the fart of the century. Almost 7 years in and it hasn’t happened yet LOL.
Post # 12
@badabing88: pshhhhhht! I’ll see your marshmallow fart and raise you a case of food poisoning at a camp site an hour an a half away from running water…it was like this, in a pair of jeans and a hoodie….horrible things were spewing out of every part of my body..
Post # 13
@Nona99: Oh, Jesus Christ. That is on my list of worst nightmares.
Since you opened the poop door, I feel like you (and others) might appreciate this link that srbmrscook sent me:
“The Fart That Almost Altered My Destiny”
Post # 14
He saw me putting on spanx. He never looked at me the same again.
Post # 15
Plucking out my pubes with tweezers. Like all of them. I was doing it kinda sorta in front of him, in a different room but where we can hear each other and see each other if he leans back in his computer chair. So it was one of those “so that’s what you’ve been doing this whole time…” things. He didn’t say anything the first time but you could hear the wheels turning.
Post # 16
Not recently, but sleepwalking. The last time it happened I apparently begged him to come in the bathroom with me while I pee.