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What is the dumbest or strangest gift you received for your wedding?

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    bluespurrs    August 7, 2009   South-central PA, USA, Earth

    We specifically asked for no gifts cos we already have way too much crap. But of course, we got some gifts anyway.

    One gift was called the GT100 Express (or something like that) - I think it is supposed to make pocket sandwiches and I don't see either one of us using it EVER. After opening it, I looked at my husband and said THIS IS THE PERFECT EXAMPLE OF WHY WE ASKED FOR NO GIFTS.

    Anyone else receive a dumb or strange wedding gift?

     
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    eloping    May 23, 2010  

    I got a butter curler..... hubby held it up and said what is it

    its not a bad gift but a what the gift.... good thing i knew what it was when i saw it because it had no packaging to explain it

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    surkim    September 2, 2012  

    Both of those gifts are AWESOME (imo).  I'll have to remember to put the GT101 on the registry if it's ever made, bf and I have wanted one for a while.

    I have to admit, I don't know what I would do with a butter curler.

     
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    cardigan    January 7, 2011   Austin, TX

    So funny!! I am crossing my fingers that we don't get any crazy ones like that!

     
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    maureen9004    August 2008  

    I actually love the butter curler.

    I recieved a peacock clothing hanger.. it wasn't a terrible gift, just a little odd.

     
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    bluespurrs    August 7, 2009   South-central PA, USA, Earth

    surkim -you are certainly welcomed to ours, it even came with accessories... was gonna give it to Goodwill...

     
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    arizonabride    June 2, 2010   Tucson, AZ

    I'm a kitchen gadget freak and love that butter curler. I think we should start a board category for unwanted wedding gift exchange. Haha. Like the "Island of Misfit Toys" in the Christmas movie.

     
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    northernazbride    August 1, 2009   Arizona

    the worm compost bin we got was sort of strange... but now I'm totally in love with it!

     
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    surkim    September 2, 2012  

    That's super-tempting.  I don't know where I'd put it or what I'd do with it, though.  We're still unpacking after moving in July...  Thanks for the offer! 

     
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    eloping    May 23, 2010  

    @arizonabride, sounds like a great idea!!!!  i would gladly donate the butter curler to the inaugral WeddingBee gift collection/rejection bazzar

     

     
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    arizonabride    June 2, 2010   Tucson, AZ

    @eloping - What would we call it? If we come up with a name, I'll suggest it!

     
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    surkim    September 2, 2012  

    Perhaps "Home for Lonely Gifts"?

    Or "Puce-colored napkins match *what*?" (no offence to puce, it was just a tip-of-the-tongue color)

     
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    ejs4y8    June 20, 2009  

    A bath and body works lotion/soap/scrub/massage oil set.

    DH opened it up and said, "ummm....i think this one's for you"

    It was during the semi-annual sale, too, so I know what she spent on it. Seriously, you couldn't have gotten us a $20 gift off our registry instead of lotion? It's funny...i just don't think she knew better

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    mrspaetz    July 4 2009   Singapore / California

    How about something along the lines of "Wedding Gift Swop-Meet"?
    I think it's an awesome thing to do.

     

     
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    daydreamwanderer       DC

    I really like the idea of calling a gift swap "the Home for Lonely Gifts" or else "Home for Misfit Gifts" - because they literally are mis-fit to the recipient!

    This is a great idea ~ I hope it takes off!

     
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    bluespurrs    August 7, 2009   South-central PA, USA, Earth

    I love the idea and personally favor the Home for Misfit Gifts!

     
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    cannotwait    February 1, 2009   TX

    we didn't get anything too odd, but we didn't register for hangers and we got massive amounts...we are both established, so it did seem random...most things were GCs or off our registry, but luckily we really love some of the off the registry gifts, too!  The only things we might get rid of:  snow globe & a blingy photo frame that does not go in our earthy house, but neither is that bad

     
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    cheerful    September 2009 - eloped  

    Binoculars. 

     
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    SpinningJenny    August 7, 2010   Omaha, NE

    @ Cheerful--Those are so you can be an upstanding member of the local Neighborhood Watch, of course. ^_^

     
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    nurseheather30    10/03/2009   Baltimore MD

    Flannel snowmen sheets, in the wrong size....They are cute, but I have no idea where she got them to exchange for the right size....I love the gift swap idea, hope it takes off!

     
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    jocelyn3476       New Jersey

    $88.

     

    The couple gave us the following newly minted bills: a 50, a 20, a 10, a 5, a 2, and a 1.

    They also gave us a savings bond, so I think the assorted currency was just being cute.  I liked it.

     
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    IA_Snowflake    August 29, 2009   Missouri Valley, IA

    We got these serving plates with soap shaped like cheesecakes on them.  It was kind of weird.  My husband asked me what the point of the gift was and I just laughed.  Guess we'll just throw some of the sections of the "cakes" into the bathrooms until they're all gone.  The serving plates they're on are nice though.

     
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    gloss    August 1, 2009   Boston/Maine

    I would have to say the oddest/least appreciated gift we got would have to be the sex straps....yes, you read that correctly.  I have already passed them along otherwise into the misfit wedding gift box they would go!

     
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    jhphi    January 1, 2008  

    Haha, Mrs. Gloss, WHO gave you those?????

     
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    KellyV    September 12, 2009   New York, NY

    We got these weird candle holders.  They were in the shape of those flat champagne glasses, filled with a champagne colored gel, with spaces to put tealights.  So teh gel was kinda encased in glass.  Oh and it has suspended glitter in it.  Theyre like 12 inches tall.  We were like "Whaaaaat the heck is this?!"  So not our taste...

    @cheerful - HAHAHAHA so random!

     

     
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    ejs4y8    June 20, 2009  

    whoa, gloss!

     
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    daydreamwanderer       DC

    @Mrs Gloss, my college friends and I have a few risque items that have gotten passed around, either at bachelorettes or weddings. It's become a really 'endearing' tradition, and as one of the later friends to get married, I'm hoping it'll still be continued for me, haha, so I can get a good laugh out of re-recieving the 6ft bull whip I gave my old roommate years ago. I'm not actually sure who ended up with it after the flurry of summer weddings right after graduation...

     
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    gloss    August 1, 2009   Boston/Maine

    It was one of Mr. Gloss' college friends, but they really weren't THAT close and he's married with kids - we just really didn't expect it...and now I have no idea what to write in the thank-you note. 

    I kind of want to write "Thanks so much for your gift, we can't wait to have you over for dinner so we can use them!" :)

    I gave them to my MOH (but not as an 'actual gift') just recently for her wedding - I'm sure they will make the rounds of our friends BUT at least we understand it's a joke - they haven't said anything about it.

     
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    Mikaela    December 4, 2009   Delaware

    We haven't received anything weird yet, but I was at a morning-after brunch where the bride and groom were opening their gifts and they got a giant flip-flop-shaped serving dish. The bride didn't know what to say and the groom said, "what do we... do with it?"

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    Ms. Min Pin    October 3, 2010   Lives in NY; Wedding in New Hampshire

    LMAO! We have chosen not to register either because we live together already and are established...plus we try to live uncluttered lives and really don't see the need for all this "stuff"  I can not wait to see if we get any WTF gifts!

     
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    hcritton    09/06/09   Seattle, WA

    OMG! No freakin way! I read this post and knew exactly what I was going to respond with... We got the GT100 Express thing too!!!! We asked for no gifts and someone bought us the little grill thing and i just thought "what are we going to do with this?!" It's still in the box. I feel kind of bad but I'm probably just going to donate it to goodwill. I'm sure someone out there will want to make mini sandwiches more than I do.

     
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    runskiclimb    June 26, 2010   Michigan

    We received a frame with our names engraved in it, but my name was spelled incorrectly!

     
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    mary-alice-me    May 24, 2009   Kentucky

    Funny gifts! My weirdest one was a can opener. Just a regular, handheld can opener. Because we had just moved in together, we already had 2 ... not sure what this person was thinking.

     
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    ProudPeacockBride    August 13, 2011   Washington

    I went to a wedding where the bride and groom recieved some funny "adult toys". SAVE THAT STUFF FOR THE BACHELOR/ETTE PARTIES! How embarassing to open that around friends and family!

     
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    eloping    May 23, 2010  

    ok, im going to have to google sex straps when i get home (im in the office now).... who give sex toys as a wedding gift???

    edit: ok, flip flop (although the aussies call them thongs btw) serving platter is pretty out there :)

     
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    MsHymanRoth    October 24, 2009   Boston

    Ok. I will answer this. =)  I actually have a present now that could go into this category! I got one big huge candle that says "65 hours" and 4 smaller candles ... the smaller candles say "quickies" ... I was kind of like .... *Blink* *Blink* I opened this the day after my wedding! Hmm ... soooo .... 65 hours? LOL

     
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    surkim    September 2, 2012  

    Sex straps as a gift?!  Sheeesh.  You at least give them as a secondary gag gift with a "open alone!" note written as large as possible....

     
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    Ale    May 2009  

    An older camera that still comes with batteries... I was supprised that it didn't need film. Sold it to my friend for $50 so her kid could play with it :)

     
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    youreastonefoxx    October 15, 2010  

    I am so excited... I hope I get ridiculous and random gifts.  Just not sex straps in front of my family.

     
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    lovefoolme    10/4/09   Boston

    One of my best dude friends gave us the "F U, Penguin" book, based on the F U, Penguin blog (ok, weird but also hilarious, so we appreciated it.)

    We also did not register because we live in a shoebox and have no room for gifts, but we still recieved an odd coffee table book that featured magnified photographs of things like sperm (not kidding), fetuses, skin cells and hair.

    We were both like....ew. Cool, but ew.

     

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