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    dani0885    June 16, 2012  

    Ladies,

     

    How about a little fun!  Post a funny pic of a model in a bridal gown.....there are soooo many to choose from....and I will start

     

    What is up with the crazy model poses?! :  wedding Eden Bridals 2326

     

    Looks like she needs to use the restroom!

     
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    sailor    May 2010  

    This looks supremely uncomfortable.

    What is up with the crazy model poses?! :  wedding Monique Lhuillier 11307 Large

     
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    MrsNeutrino    July 2012  

    lol i think those poses look haute. especially the second!

     
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    couawilou    October 20, 2012   Toronto, Ontario

    LOL!! That's too funny, I'll find some too.

     
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    CupCakeMeg    December 18, 2011   Orange County, CA

    These should be ads for Pepto!  Constipation...Heartburn...Diahrrea! lol

     
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    assilem    July 30, 2011  

    @sailor: Ugh!  Not only does it look uncomfortable but it is creepy.  Have you ever seen Pet Semetary?  She looks like the sister Zelda (the most terrifying part of the movie)

     

    What is up with the crazy model poses?! :  wedding Zelda

     
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    KendallR10    November 5, 2016   Oregon

    more more more

     
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    rachgirl82    December 15, 2011   FL

    @assilem: Ahhh! I agree about Pet Cemetary- when the sister runs towards the main character saying "Rachel" over and over again all creepy.... ugh it literally gave me nightmares as a kid. So you can guess what my name is lol...

     
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    chittychittybanebane    October 22, 2011  

    THIS IS MY DRESS.... I saw this picture in a magazine and KNEW it had to be mine. My mom's reaction was " how in the heck do you know what it looks like when she is standing like she has period cramps ".... it was true! Stand up straight would you??? What is up with the crazy model poses?! :  wedding 8755F49

     
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    Leahhh    September 14, 2013   Tacoma, WA

    The first one looks like she's got cramps!

     
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    Leahhh    September 14, 2013   Tacoma, WA

    @assilem: Yuck, it does! That movie terrified me... but not as much as the book. LOL. I can't read Stephen King if I plan to sleep alone.... Not to threadjack :) Carry on!

     
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    couawilou    October 20, 2012   Toronto, Ontario

    @CupCakeMeg: Bahaha, you just made my boring day at work! Thanks

     
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    murmur    April 14, 2012   California

    CHECK OUT MAH CLAVICLE!!!!What is up with the crazy model poses?! :  wedding Big

     
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    sailor    May 2010  

    @assilem: Hahahaha, you are right.

     
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    KendallR10    November 5, 2016   Oregon

    @murmur: I like her shoulder

     
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    ijustrockout    August 7, 2011   isle of palms, sc.

    they all look like the have extremely bad gas and/or have to poop

     
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    organizedbride11    November 11, 2011   Illinois

    They are hilarious. They all look like someone is poking them in the side or something in order to be standing like that.

    What is up with the crazy model poses?! :  wedding 3643000 Attractive Woman In Wedding Dress Posing Against Grey Background

     
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    murmur    April 14, 2012   California

    I just think it's odd- Cuz no bride as far as I know would ever look at the dresses and be like 'ooo I will look great saying my vows in THAT pose'

     
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    couawilou    October 20, 2012   Toronto, Ontario

    Ok I just found one and this model looks like she's 7 feet tall, like holy moly!

    What is up with the crazy model poses?! :  wedding Hijab Wedding Dresses

     
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    murmur    April 14, 2012   California

    @couawilou: holy crap, she's going to take over the world with her 11 foot fan dance =O

     
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    couawilou    October 20, 2012   Toronto, Ontario

    @murmur: no kidding she looks like she's about to do her funky chicken! hahaha

     
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    aubiegirl    March 24, 2012  

    The model of my dress is just awkward. I hate showing it to people on the model. She looks like she is having severe back pains. 

    What is up with the crazy model poses?! :  wedding Enzoani Diana

     
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    dani0885    June 16, 2012  

    Not sure which end it's coming out of?

     

    What is up with the crazy model poses?! :  wedding New Wedding Dresses4

     
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    rachgirl82    December 15, 2011   FL

    @organizedbride11: Haha! I've seen a ton of these "I'm having an orgasm right now" poses too- hilarious!

     
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    jenewitt    June 25, 2011  

    @chittychittybanebane:I was thisclose to buying that dress!!  It is gorgeous!  I got a similar one without the strap, but it is very beautiful!

     
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    couawilou    October 20, 2012   Toronto, Ontario

    @rachgirl82: Me TOO!!! I'm at work and laughing my head off, my co-workers are looking at me like I'm crazy. lol

     
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    aubiegirl    March 24, 2012  

    @dani0885: hahaha your comment is hilarious!!

     
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    dani0885    June 16, 2012  

    LOL does this even need a caption?

     

    What is up with the crazy model poses?! :  wedding 2011 Maria Karin Couture Wedding

     
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    mrscheetos    June 10, 2012  

    enzoani models do the worst poses and they all look emaciated. 

     

    What is up with the crazy model poses?! :  wedding Fatima Back Enzoani 2011 Collection

     
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    cardus    October 27, 2012   twin cities, MN

    OMG this thread has me LMAO!!!

     
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    dani0885    June 16, 2012  

    ummm here's one more....WOW

     

    What is up with the crazy model poses?! :  wedding Eugenia Couture Glamour Wedding Gown

     

    AND Really?!?!

    What is up with the crazy model poses?! :  wedding Couture Eco Friendly Wedding Dress By Natural Brides1

     
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    I'm not a huge fan of the wall humping ones.

    What is up with the crazy model poses?! :  wedding Wallhump

     
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    cardus    October 27, 2012   twin cities, MN

    @mrscheetos: she's actually a dude and there's one of those floor urinals hiding behind that dress...

     
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    Heatherloveskenny    June 4, 2011  

    @dani0885: lol!

    these are too funny

     
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    linguo42    February 27, 2011   Vancouver, B.C.

    In my head when I see shots like these I always imagine the photographer calling out inspiration...

    "Okay, now give me constipated! Good, good...how about arthritic? Fantastic! Now try Miss Havisham after she got jilted! Oooh, love that hatred, keep it coming. Now you're a waif, frightened and alone on the streets of Manhattan. A stranger is trying to give you candy and you recoil...perfect! Mannequin hands, I want to see some mannequin hands. GIVE ME MANNEQUIN HANDS!!!"

     
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    elliestan    October 15, 2011   OK | TX

    @dani0885: where's that 2nd one from (the 3rd photo overall where it looks like the model's barfing on a wooden wall)? it actually looks kinda like my dress... lol

     
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    mrscheetos    June 10, 2012  

    @cardus: LOL i totally see that now.

     
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    GreenEyedMoon    January 14, 2012   Dallas

    Bahahahaha, I'll need to show my FI this thread when I get home.  He's constantly making fun of the models in my magazines because they're all hunched over.  He says, "That's so unattractive.  Honey, I love you, but I'm not sure I'll marry you if you look like that in your dress."

     
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    Cappugcino    May 18, 2013   Midwest getting Married in Perth, ON near Ottawa

    I think sometimes the bridesmaids photos are awful too.

     

    This one the pose isn't so bad, but the facial expression is so severe and the slit with the uber long heels.  It says dominatrix rather than bridesmaid.

    What is up with the crazy model poses?! :  wedding Bridesuk04

     

    And this one, the dresses are nice, but the huge hair, excessively bright lipstick and over accessorized style makes me think 80's or streetwalker.

    What is up with the crazy model poses?! :  wedding Bridesuk058

     
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    HappilyEverAfter54    June 23, 2012   Central Pennsylvania

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