Post # 1
Some days my SO and I are so similarly strange and delirious, that I often think how embarrassing we will be to our future child(ren). I know a few other couples like this and LOVE hearing their hilarious, albeit semi-disfunctional banter… Some of which I’ve seen on the hive.
So, bees, let’s hear it! I need a pick-me-up today! : )
Though DH and I have many of these moments, the most recent would be the following. And, yes, this happens to me all the time… Poor DH.
He then barged in to save the day, with the toilet paper roll strategically attached to a bungee cord, just long enough so that he could toss it in the door… Annnndddd then pull it back right before I grabbed it.
And there I was… Pants around the ankles, being TEASED with toilet paper. Not one of my proudest moments. -_-
Post # 2
Soon2bmarried123: hahahah!! That is so funny! Totally looks like something we would do LOL
I cant think of any particular moment off hand, i think most of our nonsense is inside jokes other people wouldnt get, but hey, it has us rolling!
Post # 3
leisha606: It’s just so funny how similar some women can be to their men and vice versa. I see so many couples interact in the most hilarious ways, without skipping a beat.
DH and I have many differences, but our humor is identical. Usually mildly inappropriate. We have always responded to things the same way (verbatim) at the same exact time… Sort of scary… Either our kids will be very goofy/funny, or they will be slightly disturbed and highly embarrassed by us. LOL
Post # 4
HAHAHA!! Oh, that’s sick!! We have our own silly, equally gross stuff we do. I like to ask him really gross, but fascinating things about the male anatomy and being a boy in general. It’s funny to see his reaction when I ask a really inappropriate questions in a very normal, sweet voice over breakfast while drinking coffee. For those that know me, I seem like the last person who would be crass or enjoy bathroom humor. It never gets old seeing the shocked/horrified/hysterical expression on his face.
Post # 5
We do weird stuff all the time, like constantly poke each other while making weird noises. Or he’ll give me raspberries on my stomach whenever he can, or us chasing each other around the house making bird noises simply because we find it funny. We also can’t watch TV long without making something inappropriate out of what we’re watching. 😛 He also likes to spike my hair up in the shower. I feel like we’re just big kids.
Post # 7
snickerdoodles: I’m so glad we aren’t the only ones that make random noises! We sometimes talk to (or sing to) eachother in cookie monster voices.
I’m not really sure why or when that started, but it’s really caught on to the point that we now do it accidentally in conversations with other people…
sarahalthea: Haha. Love it! That sooo would be one of our conversations.
Speaking of big kids and poo, DH once came out of the bathroom more excited than normal and ran to his phone. I asked him what he was so excited about and he said with a smile “I think I made a new name for something that just happened… I’m googling it just to make sure.”
Ahem…He was very disappointed when he realized a “Parascope Poop” was already a “thing”.
So much for maintaining a little mystery in a marriage… LOL.
Post # 8
Soon2bmarried123: We do this so often, it’s normal for us now. He also thinks it’s funny to randomly grab my boob, or any kind of chub I have. Sometimes I wonder if he’s broken, cause he’ll also do things like barge into the bathroom to get something, stare me down for a moment to make me feel uncomfortable, then run out as fast as he can. O_o
Post # 9
Sometimes we are just overgrown children! The most recent weird thing is when he, at any opportunity, grabs one of my boobs and says ‘nork!’
My ‘proudest’ moment though was intentionallyl rolling over and ripping a giant fart on his leg.