(Closed) What secret about yourself did you keep from SO as long as you could? (funny)

posted 6 years ago in Relationships
Post # 3
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Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: June 2009

lol! I’m trying to think of a funny secret I’ve kept from him. I know it drives him how messy I am when I eat a bag of popcorn. I have no idea how I’m such a messy eater when it comes to that, but I seem to get popcorn on the floor or couch no matter how careful I am when I eat it! 

Post # 4
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Honey bee
  • Wedding: August 2013

That I used to have a stutter. I still have it sometimes when I get nervous/stressed or Im really tired but We have been together for 6 years and he just found out last month when he noticed during finals week.

Post # 5
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Sugar bee
  • Wedding: September 2010

I hid that I can wiggle my ears (like seriously, I could maybe fly) for as long as I could.

Unfortunately, my mom thinks it’s funny, so that was short-lived.

Post # 6
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Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: July 2012

Well this is SUPER embarassing but I’ll share it anyways, because I don’t know any of you in real life (hopefully). 

My thing is I can’t pee in other people’s houses. I just can’t.

To start off with, when I first met my FI he lived on a sheep farm way up on a mountain.  It was about a 25 minute drive from the base to his house, and it’s all in the middle of nowhere. 

The very first time I visited my FI at his house it was the middle of winter.  I got to his house around 1:00pm and ended up staying until about midnight (much later than I anticipated staying since we watched a movie) and I REALLY had to pee.  But I wouldn’t go at his house.  So about 5 minutes into the drive I realized I had to pee right now.  I decided to pull over and just go squat in a bush, but the road had turned so icy and snowy (I actually got stuck in his driveway and he hade to push me out) I was afraid I would either slide down the hill, or not be able to get going again.  So I ended up peeing myself a little bit all because I couldn’t go at his house.

I didn’t tell him this until about 4 years later when we were discussing our most embarassing moments, but he still laughs at me for it.

Post # 7
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Honey bee
  • Wedding: March 2014

@sweetpea87:  I wear a lot black because I sweat A LOT. FH asked me once if I was reverting back to high school and going through a goth phase once, haha. It’s not really a secret by any  means, but I am a messy eater. If FH and I have plans to go to a movie, I always want to go eat AFTER because I ALWAYS end up with some of my dinner on my clothes. I think he thought I had some pretty weird rituals for a while.

Post # 8
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Buzzing Beekeeper

I can’t go #2 if I’m in a public restroom. This makes 12 hour road trips difficult.

Post # 9
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Sugar bee
  • Wedding: May 2016

My accent. I have a strong southern jersey accent.  It came out one day and he was like where did that come from?  He thinks it’s cute though , especially how I say his name

Post # 10
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Bee Keeper
  • Wedding: August 2012

I can’t think of anything that I kept from him for a long time after we met, but recently I put a good scratch in the surface of a tanzanite ring he bought me. I never said anything about it because I figured he’d never notice. When we went looking for wedding bands earlier this week the jeweler was cleaning both the tanzanite and my E ring and he calls us over with this long pointy tool and is all pointing at the giant scratch like did you know there’s a huge scratch in this? I go, ” yes I did, but thank you for sharing it with him”. LOL. Thanks for ratting me out dude!

Post # 11
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Sugar bee
  • Wedding: October 2012

He didn’t know my fear of spiders for awhile. Once we moved in together he found out quickly how much I really do flip out. He couldn’t stop laughing for hours. jerk.

Post # 12
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Bee Keeper

When I get really tired, I will laugh, and laugh and laugh, at anything, and it’s not my normal laugh, it’s like a crazy, uncontrollable, evil laugh, and not stop until I cry and pee myself if I can’t get to the bathroom fast enough…

Thank God that doesn’t happen often! The first time it happened, he eventually left the house and came back an hour later, which I began to laugh again,(after an hour, I just couldn’t help myself) …. so he accepts it now, and makes sure I get my beauty sleep!

Post # 13
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Bee Keeper
  • Wedding: January 2012

The first time DH and I were dating, I had to go in for surgery, and due to some stuff going wrong with my anesthesia, I was unable to pee for a few days afterward, and they had to put in a catheter.  Two days later, he and his buddy came over to visit me.  I was under a big blanket and took care to hide my pee bag and tube because I *really* didn’t want them seeing that, but at some point, part of the tubing fell out from under the blanket.  DH saw it first and started tugging at it, asking what it was.  I grabbed it from him and said it was nothing, then hid it.  DH has the memory of a goldfish, so he promptly forgot about it.

That was eight years ago.  DH only found out last year that, at one point, he touched my pee tube and then tried to tug it and my pee bag out of my body.

Post # 14
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Bee Keeper
  • Wedding: January 2012

@MsJ2theZ:  LOL!  That one cracked me up.

Post # 15
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Blushing bee
  • Wedding: July 2012

I drool in my sleep. Heavily. 😉

He grinds his teeth in his sleep, so we’re even.

Post # 16
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Busy bee
  • Wedding: October 2012

That I have super wavy hair. I always either blow dry it straight, or blow dry it straight and then straighten it with a straightener. He didn’t know the true texture of my hair until like a year after we were dating! Lol! 

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