Post # 1
Ilovenycmissie’s post got me reminiscing about the things men will do to try to pick-up women. E.g., a guy gave me his resume in a bar, told me to read it and call him if I thought he was somebody I’d like to go out with.
Another favorite – Him: “Do you have a pack of cards?” Me: “Why?” Him: “If you played your cards right, baby, you could take me home tonight.”
I bet you bees have a billion stories of pick-up lines gone wrong. What’s the cheesiest, weirdest or most memorable thing a man ever said or did to try to pick you up?
Post # 3
Oh, I bet I could think of a lot…
One I remember clearly though is this guy in college (at a frat party) invited me to come into his room “to listen to music.” We were on the list for beer pong, so we were just hanging out until our names got called. I was complaining that I wasn’t very good at beer pong, and he stood behind me and showed me how to throw the ball by directing my hand…just like those cheesy guys “helping” a girl with playing pool. I still chuckle to this day when I think about it.
I’ve gotten all the typical ones:
-checking my shirt tag to see if it says made in heaven
-“got any irish in you? Do you want some?”
-and some more sexual ones I won’t get into ;o)
My fiance picked me up by saying he was trying out for the Yankees farm team. Obviously that ended up being total BS ;o)
Post # 4
The best was a guy in college who had graduated a year before me. We ran into him at the local bar when I was a senior and he was a year out. We were both Accounting majors, and as we were walking up the hill back to our house, he drove by in his Beamer and said, “Hey Melissa! Stick with Accounting, and this could be yours!” and drove off. I almost peed my pants from laughing.
The same year, I heard the best one ever. My friend and I were out at a bar, and a guy walked up to her, picked up her arm and said, “Girl! You so sexy! You so sexy…I want to chew you like a bone!” and started chewing on her arm!
Post # 5
That’s making me think of more (haha)
-a guy told me and my sister that he was a tugboat driver (he was obviously not) and that there was only 25 of them in the world
-this really short guy was hitting on my sister and I (we’re pretty tall) and he was telling us that we were imagining things and he was actually taller than us
-a guy approached my friend and I when we were eating outside, and told my friend she was an “8” but if she went out with him, she could be a “10”
-my older cousin used to tell girls his name was Mufasa (his name is Jamie)
Post # 6
These are too funny!
– The same guy said these to me once. “I want to wrap you up in a tortilla and eat you.” “I want to wrap you in gift wrap and take you home to my mom” “I have three goals in this world. 1) Write a novel 2) Win the Nobel and 3) Marry You”.
What is crazy was three years later my girlfriend brings him to a party. She says, ___ told me the best pick up line… “I want to wrap you up in a tortilla and eat you!” I bursted out laughing and said yep he used that on me 3 years ago!
Post # 7
HAHAHA. These are hilarious!
@hotchildinthecity – your FI has balls. 😉
Post # 8
@Bubbly – That is too funny!
They’re all pretty funny and I’m a little sad I don’t have cheesy pick up lines to share!
Post # 9
From an unemployed and loitering gentleman as I was walking down the street in the middle of the day–“Girl, you fine as all outdoors!” Huh??
Post # 10
“How much does a polar bear weigh?”
“I don’t know, how much?”
“Enough to break the ice! Hi, I’m so and so”
Post # 11
Upon saying I’m from Tennessee, I get “Oh yeah you’re from Tennessee, ‘cuz you’re the only ten I see.”
“Your eyes are like the ocean, so deep and blue, I could get lost in them.” (groan…)
Post # 12
My SO has used some pretty good lines on me…
“Why you’re the prettiest centurion I ever laid eyes on!”
*feels ribcage* “I have to wonder what rib God made you from, there must be one missing in here…”
“You sing like a bird. Or should I say, the birds sing like Minutiae.”
Always a gentleman. 😛
Post # 13
guy: takes out his keys and holds them up against your arm, turning them.
chick: “what are doing?”
guy: “just trying to turn you on!”
Post # 14
I’ve heard a lot…
Guy:”Was your father a thief?” Me, “huh? No, why?” Guy: “Cuz he must have stolen the stars from the sky to put in your eyes.”
Guy: “Aren’t you tired?” Me: “No, why would I be?” Guy: “Cuz you’ve been running through my mind all day.”
Groan…wow, I think there’s been more but it’s almost painful.
Post # 15
FI: You must be the greatest sugar maker ever. Me: What? FI: Your so sweet you have no Equal.
yep I’m marrying this guy.
Post # 16
I haven’t had too many used on me but I had one guy ask me “Are you tired? Cuz you’ve been running through my mind all day!” Yeah buddy that’s original.
I’ve always liked “Are you from Tennessee? Cuz you’re the only 10 I see!” Haha!