(Closed) What's the creepiest thing your SO has said to you?

posted 5 years ago in Relationships
Post # 3
4659 posts
Honey bee
  • Wedding: August 2013

Usually I’m the one saying creepy things, because I find it funny. 

Things like:


Me: (Poking him/moving his skin around) I wanna live inside your skin.

Me: I wanna lick your eyeball.

Me: If I ate you, my body would use the protein in your body to add to and maintain my muscle tissue… and we’d be one… forever.

Post # 5
64 posts
Worker bee

Its not something he says but something he does. 

Whenever SO and I are driving through the countryside at night (we live in Australia so think Wolf Creek-esque creepy landscapes) he will start singing nursery rhymes like Mary Had A Little Lamb. 

ITS SOOOOOOOOO CREEPY!!!! Makes my skin crawl…

Post # 6
1582 posts
Bumble bee
  • Wedding: June 2011

While driving on a narrow windy road up the side of a mountain, Darling Husband said, “I really just want to drive off this cliff” all serious like. I was like, “yeah, let’s not do that”. Funny thing is that when I started driving, I felt that same way! It was a very nerve racking drive to say the least!

Post # 9
951 posts
Busy bee
  • Wedding: November 2012

While we were doing the nasty, my husband once blurted out, “Who’s your daddy?”

He doesn’t even know why he said it.

Post # 10
770 posts
Busy bee
  • Wedding: September 2013

My SO once adopted two hampsters and named them both after me. Then he accidently killed them by leaving them in his office without a/c one day during a heat wave.

Post # 11
406 posts
Helper bee
  • Wedding: April 2013

my Fiance hasn’t really said anything creepy to me but one time, we were lying in bed with the lights off facing each other and he made the worst, creepiest face in the dark. it was SO scary that i started crying!!!!!! he felt like such an asshole after which he totally should have.

god, that face was SO scary. i don’t even know what he was doing. i think he was doing some creepy smile?!

Post # 12
853 posts
Busy bee
  • Wedding: December 2012

It was more nerdy than creepy, but the only thing that comes to mind is today he blurts out “May the forth be with you.”  Apparently it’s Star Wars day.

Post # 13
4049 posts
Honey bee
  • Wedding: January 2014

@Bebealways:  Me: If I ate you, my body would use the protein in your body to add to and maintain my muscle tissue… and we’d be one… forever.

I’m so stealing this and telling my Fiance.

Post # 14
170 posts
Blushing bee
  • Wedding: November 1999

He was really tired and he told me: ” I hope I go before you, I don’t think I could make it alone. I’m just sooo tired”


He had a heart attack in 2010. His health has been not so good since. So I’m kinda wondering.

Post # 15
982 posts
Busy bee

@alaha:  My SO thinks I’m way too friendly to people at work. I had told him I had been dealing with this old guy who was very kind, harmless, chatty, he was always smiling. I would make conversation with him. SO said ‘how do you know he won’t one day pull a knife on you?’. I said ‘OMG that’s creepy!’. I was sitting at work alone one day, and imagined that happy guy, standing behind me with a knife, smiling…

(This was way before I became paranoid about people, and not the cause of it, it just totally creeped me out!).

Post # 16
405 posts
Helper bee
  • Wedding: July 2013

@alaha:  ur brother lol smh that is freaky and creepy lol


@Bebealways:  i just texted my Fiance at work saying the protein one and his reply- WTF…. Im never coming home. i am crying laughing so hard lolol

@cooperlove:  that is seriously creepy especially since you felt it while driving too lol


I once texted my Fiance ” I want to throw a rock at your face so you know how much it hurts to miss you” he was mortified

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