- 5 years ago
- Wedding: December 2014
Usually I’m the one saying creepy things, because I find it funny.
Me: (Poking him/moving his skin around) I wanna live inside your skin.
Me: I wanna lick your eyeball.
Me: If I ate you, my body would use the protein in your body to add to and maintain my muscle tissue… and we’d be one… forever.
Its not something he says but something he does.
Whenever SO and I are driving through the countryside at night (we live in Australia so think Wolf Creek-esque creepy landscapes) he will start singing nursery rhymes like Mary Had A Little Lamb.
ITS SOOOOOOOOO CREEPY!!!! Makes my skin crawl…
While driving on a narrow windy road up the side of a mountain, Darling Husband said, “I really just want to drive off this cliff” all serious like. I was like, “yeah, let’s not do that”. Funny thing is that when I started driving, I felt that same way! It was a very nerve racking drive to say the least!
While we were doing the nasty, my husband once blurted out, “Who’s your daddy?”
He doesn’t even know why he said it.
My SO once adopted two hampsters and named them both after me. Then he accidently killed them by leaving them in his office without a/c one day during a heat wave.
my Fiance hasn’t really said anything creepy to me but one time, we were lying in bed with the lights off facing each other and he made the worst, creepiest face in the dark. it was SO scary that i started crying!!!!!! he felt like such an asshole after which he totally should have.
god, that face was SO scary. i don’t even know what he was doing. i think he was doing some creepy smile?!
It was more nerdy than creepy, but the only thing that comes to mind is today he blurts out “May the forth be with you.” Apparently it’s Star Wars day.
He was really tired and he told me: ” I hope I go before you, I don’t think I could make it alone. I’m just sooo tired”
He had a heart attack in 2010. His health has been not so good since. So I’m kinda wondering.
@alaha: My SO thinks I’m way too friendly to people at work. I had told him I had been dealing with this old guy who was very kind, harmless, chatty, he was always smiling. I would make conversation with him. SO said ‘how do you know he won’t one day pull a knife on you?’. I said ‘OMG that’s creepy!’. I was sitting at work alone one day, and imagined that happy guy, standing behind me with a knife, smiling…
(This was way before I became paranoid about people, and not the cause of it, it just totally creeped me out!).
@alaha: ur brother lol smh that is freaky and creepy lol
@Bebealways: i just texted my Fiance at work saying the protein one and his reply- WTF…. Im never coming home. i am crying laughing so hard lolol
@cooperlove: that is seriously creepy especially since you felt it while driving too lol
I once texted my Fiance ” I want to throw a rock at your face so you know how much it hurts to miss you” he was mortified
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