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Sooo...  Earlier tonight, I took a shower after working out.  While standing in the bathroom in my towel, I - oh, god, this is harder to type than I imagined it would be - sharted.  My FI was in the living room watching TV, and I had to yell at him from the bedroom door to take a $20 from my wallet and go gambling for awhile.  Sweet guy that he is, he totally complied without asking any questions - he obviously sensed the urgency in my voice.  When he got home awhile later and I had cleaned up any evidence of my crime, I confessed to him what had happened.  And now I will be incessantly teased for the next three years or so.

What's the grossest/most embarrassing thing that you've ever done in front of your fiance/husband?

When the hubs and I were just "hanging out" we had been out drinking and when we got back to his house I was in bad shape after having done too may shots. So, he was holding my hair back while I was barfing, and he asked me "did you drink Malibu tonight?" I was confused.

After I pulled myself together, I remembered that I had stuffed my face with coconut toasted marshmallows with my kids earlier that day. So that's why my barf smelled like Malibu rum. He is not a fan of cocnut anymaore.

The worst thing that we do is a #1 in front of each other.  I guess we pass gas too.... But he started that one! After like a month of dating he and I were hanging out in my bedroom watching tv.  Well he fell asleep for 20 minutes or so and then all of a sudden he let out such a huge fart that he woke himself up.  I couldn't stop laughing, for like an hour.  Poor thing I really embarrassed him... after that, we could do pretty  much anything in front of each other.

I think that's how you know he's the one - when you can be totally disgusting in front of your SO, and he still looks at you and says you're beautiful.

Haha!  Thanks, everyone!  You've all made me feel a lot better!  Additionally, my FI shared multiple stories with me last night in which he sharted, too.  They all happened during the seven years that he toured with his band and lived off of Makers Mark, Pabst Blue Ribbon, and fried chicken, and with enough frequency that he and all of his bandmates developed their own word for it - "losing".  As in, "Hey guys, I just lost.  Do you mind if we stop at the next town?"  LOL

oh my gosh you guys have me dying at work not to laugh out loud!

 so this isn't poop-related, but gross all the same... sometimes I get these huge body zits, and one time I got one on my butt, like, right at the place that touches the chair when you sit down. It hurt soo bad cause it was full of pus or whatever that junk is, but I couldn't reach around to pop it properly... so I asked him to do it for me he did, thank god, but it hurt like a mother.

@Kittyachi:  OOooohhh.  "Gambling and losing."  That makes more sense.  When my fiance told me that term, I understood it in a much bigger sense, like, losing at life.  Like, "Hello.  My name is Lexie.  I'm 27 years old, and last night, I pooped myself.  I lose at life."

I am LOL @ work too!! Hahaha!!  One embarassing time was in the beginning of our relationship... Out partying w/ some friends one night of partying, I realized I had one too many cozmos. In the middle of the night, while we were sleeping at his place, I woke up and yelled "I have to throw up!!", then proceeded to projectile onto his pillow   I was so embarassed, but he cleaned it up and even said "thanks for the warning"... Lol

Haha, I love these stories. I don't have one concerning myself and my fiance, or atleast that I can think of right now but I do have a baby one like acloyd1227.

A few years ago I was at home with my Grandmother and little cousin, she was probably 2 or 3 at the time. Well I guess she was sick but it hadn't really hit her yet, so we were sitting and playing together in the livingroom and my Grandmother was in the back of the house doing something and all of the sudden it hit her, like HIT her. She starts throwing up so I do the first thing I can think of and grab her and try to run to the bathroom. So I am running down the hallway to the bathroom holding her (face outwards haha) and she is throwing up and finally we make it to the bathroom and I toss her in the tub and switch the water on. Then I start thowing up hehe, the smell got me. So my Grandmother hears the commotion and comes into the bathroom and there is my little cousin finished being sick and just kind of looking around and me bent over the toliet calling dinosaurs. Haha She just laughs and goes "God bless the day you have a baby of your own".

I have had the nasty nasty body zits too, and the ones on the butt are the WORST. My husband has helped out with a couple, but mostly I just contort and handle them myself. Except... I have this weird thing about being all in awe and proud of the amount of pus that comes out (I know, I know, it's gross) and I always want to, um... share my accomplishments with him. He thinks it is SO nasty.

But for more general stuff, we definitely fart and burp in front of each other constantly. Each of our families is somewhat competitive about one or the other (mine about the top end, his about the bottom end), but I can't manage to out fart him, darn it. He used to leave the room when he had to fart, right when we started dating, and I was so confused by it until I asked him and he told me why he was walking out every five minutes. Then I made what I tease him about being "the biggest mistake of my life" and said, "Oh, I don't mind if you fart in front of me." Famous last words.

We also do #1 and #2 in front of each other, though I refuse to actually be in the bathroom with him while #2 is going on. Our bathroom door is touchy (it traps unsuspecting visitors) so we pretty much never close it.

I think we'd draw the line at puking -- both of us are major gaggers and we just can't handle the sight/smell/sound of anyone else puking without puking ourselves. Thankfully, we are also stubborn and neither of us have puked for years; I even made it through morning sickness without puking because I am so darn stubborn.

Oh my gosh, my boss just walked up to my desk and scared the crap out of me.. I hope she didn't read any of this before I minimized.