What's the most embarrassing thing you've done?

posted 3 years ago in Relationships
Post # 3
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8914 posts
Buzzing Beekeeper
  • Wedding: August 2013 - Rocky Mountains USA

I sharted the couch :/

Now my husband loves to call our couches “the long couch” and “the shart couch”, that jerk.  Ha! 

Post # 4
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1168 posts
Bumble bee
  • Wedding: June 2014

@weatherbug:  This is a horribly embarrasing moment that I dont think I have ever admitted to anyone besides FI, who was there- but Im human and I was sick!

Ill preface this story by saying I have a long history of stomach issues, that were.. sudden and forceful… (I only reccently found out it was from celiacs). 

A couple of years ago FI and I went out to dinner with friends. We had gotten dressed up. I was wearing a brand new dress. We car pooled with a couple. On the way home the couple kept asking us to go out for drinks and I kept on declining, I could start feeling the tell tale rumbling going on. FI sensed something was wrong.  AS SOON as we got out of the other couples car… I had what I refer to as a “Lilian’s from Bridesmaids moment” in the parking lot :-0…… if youve seen the movie… you know what I mean Cry

thank god only FI was there… poor FI had to ride home with me and he even helped “clean” the car. Had to throw everything I was wearing away…… so awful. so embarassing. But thankfully now that I am gluten free, I never have to have one of those moments again. 

Post # 5
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11772 posts
Sugar Beekeeper
  • Wedding: May 2013

I swear every time I take too big a step or turn too quickly I fart.

DH NEVER ONCE heard me pass gas before I got pregnant! And now it’s 2-3 times a DAY!

Post # 6
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1235 posts
Bumble bee

One was this month.. Hahah.. I always do dumb things.. I’m so klutzy and I’m always falling or tripping over something.. But perhaps the most “I feel like a crazy person” moment was when I casually mentioned to my fiance how I count letters in sentences in my head. I have minor OCD. The good OCD, I call it.. Where I keep things very clean and I’m great at organizing… And my fiance looks at me, and I can tell he’s trying very very hard not to laugh.. And he goes “Are you counting right now?” -___- Facepalm.

Post # 7
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11589 posts
Sugar Beekeeper
  • Wedding: December 2010

Okay, so I do pass gas in front of my husband now. But wayyyy back when before I ever did, we were watching a movie. I was super tired and kept falling asleep. What’s so horrifying about that? What kept waking me up was what I thought was myself farting. Like ten times! I never mentioned it for years and hoped it had all but been forgotten. One day I finally asked him and he said if I did he didn’t remember it. This may sound like a awesome husband sparing his wife’s feelings, but I 100% believe him. Why? He forgets things like that all of the time. For example, a couple of weeks ago we went in the garage to get the Christmas tree and decorations and my husband asked “Do we even have a tree?” I was sort of shocked and said “Uhm, yea!” He told me he remembered throwing one away (and we did.) But it was a $20 tree from family dollar that was falling apart after two years use. Then we start putting the tree up and he said there was no way the tree would fit where we were putting it. Shocked again I told him how that was the exact spot where we put it last year. (Last year was our first Christmas in this house.) And I then showed him the pictures from the year before. He finally remembered. Last year was also the first time we used that tree. Poor fellow! Haha Strangly he is good about anniversaries, birthdays, ect! Sorry this turned into a novel!

Post # 8
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Sugar Beekeeper
  • Wedding: December 2010

And now I wonder if he was the one farting when he noticed me sleeping! Haha

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