What's the most off-base, inaccurate insult you've ever received?

posted 2 years ago in The Lounge
Post # 2
4147 posts
Honey bee
  • Wedding: October 2011

Have I told you that I patiently wait for your posts and hope they come on a daily basis? lol!  I’m creepy like that…

Anyway, these might not be exactly what you’re looking for but here goes!

I think I just got an insult on WB – Someone mentioned the appropriate standing/walking positions on the escalator and sidewalks while in their city as if it weren’t common knowledge/courtesy.  I was a little annoyed, but realized she knows nothing about me and how much I do travel, despite me calling a city by it’s “tourist” name.  Whateves!

I’m trying to think of some good ones…Oh maybe a couple months ago when I was waiting at a solid green light to make my left turn.  This guy behind me was wanting to go straight, and then all of a sudden jerked his car around me (after waiting for at least 30 seconds) and sped past calling me an idiot.  Yes, I’m clearly an idiot for waiting for a safe moment to turn my vehicle. 

Post # 4
602 posts
Busy bee

What does being upper middle class have to do with the n word? 

I was called a “triflin’ hoe” not too long ago. People are so classy.

Post # 6
2455 posts
Buzzing bee

I was called the c-word for “pulling out in front of” someone who had their turn signal on but didn’t turn. And then continued on with their turn signal on.

Post # 7
2151 posts
Buzzing bee


-Once a guy told me I have “average ankles”. I don’t even know what that means, but he clearly meant it as an insult. 

-A girl in high school once called me fat. I wear a size 0. So, that was kind of a fail. She should have said I have a big nose, because I totally do. 

Post # 9
141 posts
Blushing bee
  • Wedding: August 2014

I have another driving story. Once when I was a young, timid teen with a brand new license I accidentally cut off an elderly couple with my car. They were clearly upset, but I threw them an “I’m sorry!” and a guilty shrug and thought that was the end of it. Nope, when I stopped at the next light they pulled up next to me where the older gentleman driving rolled down his window to scream “ARE YOU ON DRUGS?” at me. I had to park at the Blockbuster on the corner because I was crying so hard I couldn’t drive.

Post # 10
2254 posts
Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: October 2014

One of my bridesmaids called me old the other day. I’m 28. Of course that was part of a long story which I wrote but I’m now editing….. 

She is only 6 years away from being my age. 

She is clearly an idiot

Post # 12
329 posts
Helper bee
  • Wedding: December 2013


iarebridezilla: Im with Ryansgirl:  I paitentily await your posts and they never disappoint.

A few months back my brother called me a self involved selfish, spoiled, bitch who doesnt care about anyone but herself and takes advantage of people and blah blah blah. The list seriously went on and on and on and couldn’t have been farther from the truth (not that I am perfect, but he was way off base) The best part was that he accurately described himself!

Post # 14
498 posts
Helper bee

I was called a racist at work by an AA customer because I wouldnt sell him prescription cat food without a prescription.

Post # 15
375 posts
Helper bee
  • Wedding: May 2016

ChicoryCreek:  Prescription cat food exists?? Whats it even for?? lol

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