What's the weirdest thing a stranger has ever shouted at you?

posted 2 years ago in The Lounge
Post # 2
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Bumble bee

I have one from SO. Playing hockey in a men’s league he and an opponent were in the corner digging for the puck and the other guy randomly shouts: I’m going to **ck your daughter! SO has no children… but either way WTF??  SO just stops what he’s doing, the ref blows the whistle and threw the guy out of the game.  So bizarre!

Post # 3
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Bumble bee
  • Wedding: December 2014 - Loft

iarebridezilla:  Not weird, but rude perhaps. I have a small breed dog. Who’s naturally quite vocal, eh it comes with the territory.  We were walking downtown one day and he started barking at a dog across the street and some agressive guy quipped up “Hey you pomeranian piece of *&(*, Shut the &^*& up.  I have to admit, I was  trying not to laugh.

All I could think in my head was why are you sooooo angry.

Post # 4
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Busy bee
  • Wedding: July 2015

When I was in university, walking down the hallway one day going through an exam in my mind, these two guys shouted at me “SNOB!”. I was like – wtf? Here I am minding my own business … And apparently that makes me a snob … haha

Post # 5
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Helper bee

At the gym, I walked by a guy who turned his head and yelled at me, “DAYUM LADY I WOULD EAT CHEESECAKE OFF DAT ASS”

Post # 7
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Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: October 2014

Didn’t happen to me, but my FI once had a (presumably) homeless gentleman scream “POOPY-PANTS BIA!” at him on the street. No clue why, as FI’s pants were not poopy in the least. But it has become quite the inside joke.

Post # 8
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Busy bee

“You’re ugly!”…believe it or not. Right after I got a new haircut and was walking out of the salon 🙁

Post # 9
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Honey bee
  • Wedding: August 2013

 

iarebridezilla: “DON’T POOP YOUR PANTS!” “THINK ABOUT SEX!” But all of these things were during my first full marathon. It’s actually normal in that context.  

Post # 10
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Honey bee
  • Wedding: October 2011

 iarebridezilla:  I love your topics haha.

Well a couple weekends ago, I was in the lineup to make a left turn.  We had a flashing green arrow, but as I approached, it turned yellow, so I started slowing down instead of gunning it through (pet peeve when people squeeze through and make the people on green have to wait because you’re an idiot.)  Anyway, there was a little sports car behind me who I guess needed to go straight and was mad that he had to switch lanes since I didn’t turn.  As he drove by, he yelled in my window “YOU’RE AN IDIOT!”

I was already having such a bad day, and my husband was so pissed because it was so unnecessary to yell that to me.  I told him it was fine, and obviously this guy was an idiot.  My husband ran into the store to pick something up and when he went in, I burst into tears.  I don’t even know why!  I was just already feeling sad and then hearing this DB yell that to me was the straw that broke the camels back.

Post # 11
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Worker bee

Hahaha i really cant think of anything as good as what yu guys posted! But keep it coming bees! This is too funny! 

Post # 12
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Sugar bee
  • Wedding: June 2014

One time dh & I were at the drive thru at Dairy Queen & the lady handed hd a small ice cream cone & he told her we had 2 sundaes so it must have been the wrong order, so as we waited there for our correct order for an entire 2 minutes tops, the lady in a van behind us whipped out of the drive thru line and stopped to our right side screaming “what the fuck is wrong with you people!?!??!” Like seriously the angriest woman I have ever seen… Dh & I still laugh and wonder what we did to make her so mad?! We were just trying to enjoy a sundae from DQ. Sheesh.

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