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This is kinda blunt like your other post but some guy at a house party, not even a big one, like ten people, at the end of the night put his arm around me and said 'we should sleep together', we hadn't really even talked the whole night!
"Oh my god, you're so hot---you look just like my sister"
Hmm...that one left a weird feeling in my stomach.
OMG I just shouted "WHAT" out loud in my cubicle!
EEWW!
I had one in a bar once, who invited me to dance and I said no. He then went on to dance with another girl, in an inappropriate manner, and then came back to me and said "you're jealous now, aren't you!"
my very first bf, freshman year of hs told me the "did you hear they changed the alphabet, they put U and I are together" line. i only dated him because sadly, i never had a bf before and wanted one. it didn't last long.
Guy: "So...do you like tennis?"
Me: "No, not really..."
Guy: "Me neither!" "We should totally get together and not play tennis sometime."
Although I think it's a little cute, lol. Creative to say the least. Still cheesy though...
@RenoRose - Ha ha! Ok, so that one's actually pretty cute.
Oh there's plenty, but my favorite so far:
St. Patty's Day I was outside a bar with my friend Melissa. She was smoking a cig & I gave it up for lent so we were just chatting & we were 1/2assing a fire hydrant.
Some young drunk NYPD comes up to us & says, "Well hello ladies, I just have to say - I've never wanted to be a fire hydrant so bad in my whole life."
At least he got us laughing!! LOL
Somewhat similar to what @virginiamarie said.... except even a bit creepier...
Had a middle-aged man last year (I was 23) come up to me and start chatting with me at a bar. At one point he said... "You remind me of my daughter... she looks a lot like you except her boobs are bigger." o.O I started to edge away from the bar and find my friends when he said... "Soo, can I buy you a drink?" SERIOUSLY? eeeeee... I ran away FAST!! What a creepster.
"Hey, my friend wants to have sex with you."
Completely serious- nods across bar toward friend. :/
I have also gotten a LOT of:
"I want to take you home, hold you in my arms." (Barf.)
In college I got a lot of:
"Wanna come over and hit my bong?"
So, I went on a date with this guy who I'd know from hanging out at punk shows, and we'd seen eachother around, and knew some of the same people. He asked me out one night, and not so much a pick up line, but his attempt at "flirting" with me was to, creepily, blow on the back of my neck and say "rawwwwr".
So.Creepy.
"Yo shawty, lemme holla at chu ova some dolla fries."
(the dollar fries at the chinese take out place FYI)
Im a dark-skinned Black woman so I get a lot of chocolate references:
"Ay yo chocolate!!!"
"let me dip in your chocolate fondue!!" (EWWWWWW)
"I wanna eat you like a hershey bar" (EWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
None of these were FI BTW. Well one time when we were pseudo-dating FI proclaimed loudly in public:
"Damn your body is banging!!!!"
Sigh.
I was walking into my dorm building at college and there was a guy standing by the door that said, "Hey I've got a six pack want to go to your room?" For the record he was not referring to beer. Tool.
I was out with an ex-boyfriend once at a bar. Just hanging out. We were feeling a little old for the crowd, but didn't know where else to go. We were in our 30s and the crowd was probably early 20s. When this creepy even older guy (probably in his 50s) came up to me when my boyfriend walked away and said, "I know you are probably here with your boyfriend or something, but I just wanted to let you know that I can eat p*$$! better than anyone you have ever had in your life."
Ewwwww!!!!!! Really!!!!
"My friend gave me $5 to come over here and shake your hand." We shook hands. And he and I ended up dating for awhile. So i guess it worked ... but I had also just recently been dumped, so interest from most anyone was going to get my attention.
One time I was out with my mom getting dinner at Lee's Chicken (friend chicken joint) when there guy who had to be in his 40s came up to me and said "you have nice legs." FYI, I was 15 at the time. Awkward and gross. But I do have nice legs. How nice of him to notice.
@rbauzo: Ew!
@In the media: I think the first one is kinda cute :P At least its not all about getting laid
This one ----> "Girl, you look so tasty I could put you on a plate and sop you up with a biscuit" (Yes, seriously)
Also this was pretty bad... I was underage and in a bar (like 19 at the time) and this creepy older dude comes to sit next to me. He starts talking to me in a really flirtatious way. Then our convo goes like this:
Him: So what do you do?
Me: I'm a college student at the moment.
Him: Where do you go?
Me: Blankity Blank Blank
Him: Oh yeah? I graduated from there in 1983.
Me:Oh yeah? Funny that was the year I was BORN.
He didn't want to talk after that. 
Once in college, I was on the campus bus that drove you from one end of campus to the other. A guy was sitting next to me, talking to the guy across from him about something, and then guy across from us said, "Hey, give me your phone number." The guy next to me said, "Okay," and then tapped my shoulder and said, "You can write this down too." LOL, I've never decided if it was cute or cocky. I didn't write it down.
Was sitting in my FH car at the supermarket..."You in the car baby cause your man right here"....(press button roll up car window).
You drop something and hands me $100...umm no I didn't...I know but I couldn't find another way to get you to stop and talking to me...(*shakes head* what happened to saying hello).
You're hot! If we had a daughter she would be 3x as hot (that one is just creepy)
"YOUR NAME IS DAISY?!"
"Yes...why are you yelling...?"
"OMG THAT'S MY DOG'S NAME!!"
"I still don't get why you're yelling."
"WE SHOULD TOTALLY BE TOGETHER BECAUSE IT'S DESTINY!"
x____x
Omg these are so funny!!! The worste I ever got was
Hey
Hey
MY name is Josh
Ok..
We should go make out
(silently walk away..)
Like really.. thats the second thing your ever going to say to someone... lol
I had a guy follow me into a bookstore once and asked me if he could have my number because he lost his! It was ridiculous!
I work at a restaurant and one day I had a hispanic guy come in alone and eat in my section. Throughout the whole meal, he was being a pretty big creeper, trying to get me to sit down and talk to him. The most memorable thing he said to me was as he was getting ready to leave:
Him: Do you know any spanish?
Me: Um, I took 3 years in high school and a semester in college, so very little haha.
Him: Do you know how to say see you later?
Me: I think it's hasta luego.
Him: Well thats one way. Another way to say it is hasta la vista baby, cause I'll be back! and gave me a seductive look
Ewwwww, I just walked away.
"once you go black you'll never go back" That just totally turned me off. Funny thing is that I was interested until that comment. I mean really... you wanna bring racist kinda comments into the possible start of anything? geez.
Other then that, being female and playing a lot of online games gets you just about every pickup line in the book including naked pic of cocks 5 minutes after introductions. Did I ask to see that? NO! PUT IT AWAY!
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My other post (Please learn some manners) got me to think about cheezy or just plain bad flirting lines... What is the worst you have ever heard?