(Closed) What’s the worst pick up line you’ve ever gotten?

posted 6 years ago in Relationships
Post # 3
1765 posts
Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: September 2012

This was forever ago, but I was leaving a party with my friends, and one of my friends ex-boyfriends offered to give all of us a ride home. I was the last one to get dropped off.. and right after we’re alone in the car together he says “You’re so beautiful I can’t take my eyes off you to watch the road” and proceeds to swerve all over the road. He followed that up with asking if I wanted him to go park the car somewhere so we could “have some fun”. Cause you know, almost getting into a car accident must have really turned me on! So gross! Other than asking where I lived, I’d never talked to this dude before. The next 5 minutes to get to my house were SO awkward. 

Post # 5
774 posts
Busy bee
  • Wedding: September 2012

The best one I got was “Baby!! I’ll take you anywhere in the world!!…..as long a you pay for half”.

Worst “So…..can we make out?”

Post # 6
1237 posts
Bumble bee
  • Wedding: October 2012

This guy once serenaded me with that “shake what you got in them jeans” song. Soooo romantic

Post # 7
2095 posts
Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: September 2011

I was very young and this actually worked. It was my first boyfriend. I was waiting at the bus stop and this hot guy walks up to me. 

Him: Do you have a boyfriend?

Me: (blushing) No

Him: Do you want one?

I laughed at him thinking he was kidding. Yeah….lame, but it did work.

Post # 9
88 posts
Worker bee
  • Wedding: November 2013

Random stranger with an accent who started chatting me up in the mall while giving me ‘come hither’ eyes:

Him: “I have heard your city is beautiful to walk around. Perhaps you could give me a tour sometime and we can get to know each other.”

Me: “Sorry, I have a boyfriend.”

Him: *shrugs* “He can come too if you want.”

Post # 10
1006 posts
Bumble bee
  • Wedding: May 2012

I went to college in Savannah which can be considered the “dirty south”.

The worst I ever got was “baby you need a thug in your life”

haha.. umm no.. I do not

Post # 11
2164 posts
Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: September 2014

“So, uhh…you look like Topanga from Boy Meets World.” I am told this ALL THE TIME, but not by random strangers…weird, just weird. 

Post # 13
5096 posts
Bee Keeper
  • Wedding: June 2011

My favorite ever:

At the end of a concert at a small local bar, one one of the other people in the crowd came up to me and asked, as if he knew me,

“Hey, wanna go?”

Me, confused: “Go where?”

Him: “My place?”

Me: um, no thanks!

Post # 14
2548 posts
Sugar bee
  • Wedding: October 2011

Oh I have a few but this one was good. ( bad ). When I was 17 I worked at this subs and salads shop. Before I was closing up a few of guys walk in, and tell me about how they are opening up for ” Our Lady Peace”, and that they are a band and told me the name.

Anyways, long story short, my best friend and I were drinking with them ( because we were 17, and loved to party), when the lead singer pulls me aside and said, “I don’t usually do this, but there’s something about you, I think we should hook up, it would be really beautiful.” Although, to be fair, it might not be the current lead singer, not sure…

LOL. I grabbed my girlfriend told them right then and there, we were leaving.

Post # 15
1281 posts
Bumble bee
  • Wedding: May 2013

Once a guy tried giving me the “Do you come here often?” line. To his dismay, he used it at the store I worked at at the time.


Him:  “Do you come here often?” (I had never seen him)

Me: “Yup, I actually work here. I’m getting paged.  Gotta go.”

Post # 16
11273 posts
Sugar Beekeeper
  • Wedding: April 2012

years ago i bartended in a bar and heard so many lines.  i would be so cold and snide back to them.  they must have thought i was a bitch. but they kept coming back.

one guy says to me, ‘you are one of the most beautiful woman i have ever seen.’

i respond, ‘yeah, buddy, that means a lot after 6 beers.’

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