What's your embarrassing secret that you would never admit to someone's face?

posted 2 years ago in The Lounge
Post # 2
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Honey bee
  • Wedding: April 2015

I burp like a trucker.

Post # 3
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Helper bee
  • Wedding: October 2014 - Ranch

I can’t think of any, but I’m commenting to follow and come back if I can think of one lol

Post # 4
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Sugar bee
  • Wedding: May 2014

I made up a song for potatoes and I get so involved in singing it when I’m peeling them that I actually start to get attached to the potatoes. Its called, ‘baby potato.’ 

Post # 5
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Busy bee
  • Wedding: June 2015

One of my dogs won’t eat one of my homemade treats unless I eat a small piece in front of him first.  I don’t think he trusts my cooking.

Post # 6
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Sugar bee
  • Wedding: May 2014

Consultette:  

That has made my evening. Adorable. Thank you

Post # 7
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Bumble Beekeeper
  • Wedding: April 2014

I masturbated while friends were sleeping on the same bed… one two seperate occasions. I was a horrible teenager. 

Post # 8
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Honey bee
  • Wedding: April 2015

allyfally:  I did that with a college roommate. Really hope she was asleep…

Post # 9
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Honey bee
  • Wedding: April 2015

Sometimes when I’m home alone and I have to pee, I call out, “I know you’re in there” before walking into the bathroom. If I’m really alone, no one knows, so I figure it can’t hurt.

Post # 10
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Honey bee
  • Wedding: April 2015

I once farted. On FI. He still talks to me, but I’m not sure why.

Post # 11
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Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: June 2015

sandy85:  I pee in the shower too! And my FI hasn’t come in “mid-pee” before (which is surprising afer 6 yrs), but if it ever happened I’m sure I’d just splash the water around with my feet too, before I ever admitted to him what was going on.

My other embarrasing secret is that I’m a butt-watcher.  I look at everyone’s butt, all the time.  It’s not really a sexual thing, but its definitely a thing.  

Post # 12
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Sugar bee
  • Wedding: May 2015

I’ll bite

Somtimes I pick my nose and stick it in random places like under my couch

diiiiisgusting I know lol

Post # 13
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Busy bee
  • Wedding: March 2016 - Ceremony and Reception: Historic mansion on the water

 

chaibella:  I watch butts too but only because I wish mine were more shapely.  There are some great butts out there and I am a bit jealous.  LOL!  Also, I am crotch watcher on men.  I just love the male form and the man part fascinates me.  On the whole I find the male body a thing to behold. I think there is an inner artist/sculpturer in me begging to come out.

Post # 14
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Bumble bee
  • Wedding: August 2015

allyfally:  xstitchbride425:  Definitely did that also, with a college roommate. She never said anything and roomed with me for another year, so I don’t think she knew…but man, was that a bad life choice in hindsight. 

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