What's Your Favorite Phrase for the Nether Regions??

posted 3 years ago in Intimacy
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Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: May 2013 - Pavilion overlooking golf course scenery, reception at banquet hall

I am a 12 year old but I like “hoo-ha” and “weiner”

Post # 4
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Busy bee
  • Wedding: February 2014

Muffin for me

Weiner for him

He calls mine a Beaver….which I HATE.  hahahahahaha

Post # 5
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Busy bee
  • Wedding: September 2016

I say “thing” for a guy and I call mine “my lady”

Post # 7
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Sugar bee
  • Wedding: September 2016

Ummm, vagina and penis.

 

i also tend to call things that are named close to slang for those two things vagina and penis. Like there was a bar for a while in Calgary called Snatch and I refused to call it anything but Vagina.

Post # 8
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Busy bee
  • Wedding: July 2013 - The front lawn of our church

@ShabbyChicBee:  Usually I refer to it (mine or his) as “the business” or “your… area”

Post # 9
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Bumble bee
  • Wedding: April 2014

FH and I were watching TV (can’t remember what we were watching though), and the perverted old man referred to the woman’s nether region as her “mossy banks”. 

Post # 10
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Helper bee

@aggie2010:  I call them the same if I am in around other ppl

If I am just with my friends I tend to just call them Penis and Vag (sounds so vulger typing it out)

Post # 12
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Busy bee
  • Wedding: September 2016

@shortie1848:  American Horror Story!!!!   Never heard that one before…I died

Post # 13
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Helper bee
  • Wedding: November 2016 - Highfield House, Stanley, Tasmania

I cannot resist 19th century slang.. I call mine a “catch’em alive-o”.  I also use terms from wtffanfiction’s list of names, especially when discussing male genitalia. My favourites include “the thing that looks like an exclamation point”, “mighty lust limb”, “man carrot” and “MIGHTY MAN NOODLE” 

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Honey bee
  • Wedding: June 2012

My mom calls my DD’s vj a “poochuk” (like, when we’re giving her a bath or something) and I think it’s hilarious.

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Sugar bee
  • Wedding: November 2013

Hers: “Girlie parts”

His: “DONG”

I also refer to having my period as “having girlie time.”

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Busy bee
  • Wedding: September 2013

I crack up everytime my friend calls her vagina an undercarriage.  I just say vagina and penis usually. Every once in a while I say “vagine” and “weiner.”

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