What's your useless superpower? How could you use it to save the world??

posted 2 years ago in The Lounge
Post # 2
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Helper bee
  • Wedding: Royal Park Hotel

 

iarebridezilla:  No FREAKING way!  Same with me.  I also have insanely tolerant teeth.

I used to just stick my front teeth in ice cream to torture my mom as she would yell at me to take them out of the ice cream cone.  My tooth enamel is miles deep, yo.  Which might be why, at the age of 31 I have zero cavities.

I suppose I could chew holes through mountains in the even of an emergency?

Post # 3
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Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: November 2014

iarebridezilla:  I have the nose of a blood hound.  But it only seems to be useful on women’s perfumes.  Maybe I could be trainined to sniff out bombs/drugs? Otherwise, just another stupid human trick 

Post # 5
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Helper bee
  • Wedding: Royal Park Hotel

 

iarebridezilla:  OMG I love swapping tooth stories!

I had wisdom teeth.  I’m actually closer to a shark than I am a human.  Before I had my braces they had to pull 8 adult teeth and give me spacers.  I have like….crazy amounts of molars.  It’s kind of gross.  THEN when I was 22 I had to have all 4 wisdoms removed which was a horrendous experience.

I should go in biz with the tooth fairy. 

Post # 5
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Honey bee
  • Wedding: October 2011

Mine would be how fast my hair grows and how thick it is.  I could use it to tie ropes and make bridges.

Post # 8
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Helper bee
  • Wedding: December 2013

I bruise really easily — but it looks worse than it is, and I always just spring right back into action! This could be used to save the world because I could play dead and then run off to diffuse bombs/fight aliens/bake bread for the world.  

Ryansgirl:  Hmm, if all these people with the impervious teeth run out of floss, your hair could help them out!

Post # 10
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Helper bee
  • Wedding: Royal Park Hotel

 

iarebridezilla:  Oh gross!  I just had extra teeth like on top of my adult teeth.  You know how your baby teeth fall out and your adult ones just come down and take their place.  Well I had another set ON TOP of my permanents.  Just like a shark.  Vomit – I know.  I have to stop talking about it.  Teeth freak me out so of course I have to have a double set…..

Does ice cream give you a chest freeze?  like it hurts going down your gullet?

Post # 11
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Helper bee
  • Wedding: Royal Park Hotel

 

iarebridezilla:  Here – I just took a selfie so you could see.  I was a drop dead gorgeous bride, btw

Post # 13
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Honey bee
  • Wedding: September 2012

I don’t really have any physical superpowers – I’m actually kind of a disaster in that area.

HOWEVER, I read crazy fast. So… maybe I could read how-to books on defusing bombs or such in time to save us? Lol, I have no idea!

Post # 15
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Busy bee
  • Wedding: November 2015

oh sweet jesus, this is hilarious. 

i could bore and amaze potential killers or kidnappers with my seemingly endless supply of trivial facts and figures. fun fact: i always preface these tidbits by saying, “fun fact!” it’s never fun for anyone but me.

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