(Closed) Why I have no sex life!

posted 6 years ago in Intimacy
Post # 3
786 posts
Busy bee
  • Wedding: May 2012

HAHAHAHAHAH!!!! Sorry for the burst of laughter! But that just sounds pretty much like something my Fiance would say.

Just so random, and gross, and TOTALLY NOT the direction I would be heading!!

MEN – they are ridiculous!!

Post # 4
1903 posts
Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: October 2012

Haha, you know your SO is a lot like mine..

Post # 5
2981 posts
Sugar bee
  • Wedding: August 2011

MIne will fart loudly, pretend to act surprised and go “what was THAT?” and look towards the cat. Men and their butts….

Post # 6
3626 posts
Sugar bee
  • Wedding: September 2012

Lol I love it!

Post # 7
8738 posts
Bumble Beekeeper
  • Wedding: September 2011

@Eight6Eleven: Mine does that too!

Or he fart and then pretends to scold the cat… except 99% of the time the cat is in another room!

Post # 8
1426 posts
Bumble bee

@Eight6Eleven:  @KatNYC2011:  What is it with men and farts?  Darling Husband trys to deny he’s cut EVERY SINGLE TIME.  He’ll look away with a smirk on his face and be all like, “What?!” if I catch him.  His favorite thing now; The Peter Griffin version of covering up a fart.. “Nooooo. No.” Anyone that’s an avid Family Guy fan will understand that.

Post # 9
10714 posts
Sugar Beekeeper
  • Wedding: June 2012

@CherryWaves: OMG LOL!!!! My Fiance tried to do the Peter Griffin cover up too… I was like “darling- youre not fooling ANYONE” LOLOL

Post # 11
106 posts
Blushing bee
  • Wedding: June 2012

OMG he always blames the dog! or try’s to blame me and I just have to give him the look of Really?!?!?

Post # 12
215 posts
Helper bee
  • Wedding: March 2012

This sounds just like my FI! Men and their farts! Uggg!

Post # 13
2183 posts
Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: November 2011 - Florida Aquarium

@Ms.VW: My husband was blaming the dog- before we had one. Now, we can be out of the house, and he still blames her! To his defense, sometimes it really is her, but mostly, it’s him… and man, his butt talks a lot!

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