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The bible was written by man. And not just one man--many, many men over a very long period of time. It's just as accurate as the Mayan calendar (i.e. complete bull).
I think its hilarious that the world is "ending" on my wedding day. At least ill be dressed up, have plenty of booze and be with the people I love.
@LGenz: That's one way to look at it!
I kinda wonder what's gonna happen when all the end-of-time-crusaders realize they still have to pay their utility bills.
@Ember78: Did you mean 2001 or 2011?
My grandmother says it to me all the time: "Jesus himself said he doesn't know when the end is to come so how can anyone else".
...just another Y2K theory.
Phew at least I'll have one week as a married woman! If I'm on my honeymoon when the world burns I'll probably go with a smile :)
The Mayans say Dec 21, 2012. That's why we're getting married that June. ;)
@MissHoneyBun: AMEN SISTA!!! I concur 100%. It's all BS to me....hence why I am not religious in the least.
Disclaimer: Note that I said "to me." I have no intent to tell people what they should or should not believe. We are all entitled to our own beliefs. I choose not to believe any of it...
@MaiFuture: Like YOU for liking MissHoneyBun! Let's start a club....and then start our own end of the world theory...lmao.
I predict in 2013 machine gun carrying leprechauns will come down from the rainbows and infect us all with AIDS. Then we all die....True story!
@MissHoneyBun: Oh yeah, I forgot about that! But not before all the good people are saved by the unicorns that fly them to their own private islands in the sky.
@Ember78: The last day of Earth is when our sun starts to die and expand in size. It will set the Earth on fire and anything left living on this planet will die. This won't happen for like a billion years. Hopefully our race will have evolved by then and found another place to live.
Or all the people we put in charge will kill us with nukes.
Actually I think that the Ancient Aliens will land and convert us all, they were the true "angels" of the bible anyway. We will all be transported to another land where we will fly around on magic carpets.
I love that idea! Magic carpets. You must've seen that show on really really late when I did didn't you (during our snowpocalypse).
Here in ATL, I think we'll be prepared for the end of days. After all, we've been forced to remain indoors, actually consider wearing REAL shoes, not flipflops 365 days a year, and have seen snow for the last five days.
Cre, you need to come back to ATL. I can get you ready for the "neither rain, nor sleet, nor hail, nor apocalypse"!
Yea, I survived "snowpocalypse" and can live to tell the tale of my trip today to Kroeger. Almost out of bread. Very little good produce. My favorite type of shredded cheese was gone. No fresh seafood and their daily sushi-makin'-lady was gone too. arrrrrrrrrrgh!
So when Dec. of 2012 comes, maybe consider partying in Atlanta mayan and southern style? Ya'll know ET loves us! He keeps comin' back for sweet tea!
@bellenga: OFF TOPIC! SORRY MR. BEE!
I noticed everyone in the south spells Kroger Kroeger. I'm wondering if it's a different chain! We have Kroger.
I'm going to be pissed if it's the end of the world and I didn't save my money for a ticket to the boat.
@Miss Tattoo: In GA they are spelled Kroger too. Maybe Kroeger is a different type of business? Never heard of it before.
Egads. I think Snowpocalypse has ravaged my brain!
Or maybe I just typed too fast?
Or maybe I was thinking of a song by this band and its' lead singer?
(Chad Kroeger of Nickelback)
I used to like them back in 2002. Well maybe all the way to 2005.
@Miss Tattoo: are you referring to Kroger, the Smiths brand? We don't have an actual store called Kroger, but it's the generic brand at Smiths. Wow, thread jack. lol
How do I get put on the list for one of those magic carpets? I think Ford is currently testing it's prototype and looking for a patent...
Personally, I think we could have a sorta kinda near miss with an asteriod. Let's hope it misses. I'd hate to have to send out Bruce Willis in a spaceship and have the world be forced to listen to that Aerosmith song again.
Nasa said this:
Friday the 13th, of April in 2029. http://science.nasa.gov/science-news/science-at-nasa/2005/13may_2004mn4/
Can I just admit that I get completely irrational anxiety at the thought of the world ending in 2012? Whew. Glad to get that out there. You can all tell me I need to see a shrink now.
no one could ever know when the end is... the rapture hasn't happened yet but I am hoping it is soon. I am ready to go home.
@MsBrooklynA: So YOU'RE the one who bought all the canned goods at the supermarked in 1999 and left me with nothing but Bush's baked beans for survival? lol, just kidding....
No joke, I work at Costco, and we sold "Disaster Survival kits" including enough ration food for a year. Dead serious!
http://www.shtfplan.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/costco_1yrsupply.jpg
So....you are not alone, trust me.
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The latest theory is that since the Mayans are all wrong, an online Bible study group has published their take that the Bible "predicts with 100% accuracy" that the last day is May 21, 2001. But considering that people have been making a hobby of this since the dawn of time and been wrong every time, don't you think they would have caught on by now? Especially since the Bible clearly states in many places by Jesus himself that only God the Father knows, and that even he himself does not, and anyone who insists otherwise is not to be believed at all since they are working with Satan. Seems that a Christian group would not overlook those details.