Worst housekeeper ever…. What secret will your fiance find out?

posted 3 years ago in Home
  • poll: Your secret-single-behavior
    poor housekeeping : (44 votes)
    29 %
    poor money management : (18 votes)
    12 %
    all-day pajama wearer : (49 votes)
    32 %
    unhealthy diet : (12 votes)
    8 %
    pooping and farting : (17 votes)
    11 %
    too embarassed to share! : (2 votes)
    1 %
    Other: in post : (9 votes)
    6 %
  • Post # 3
    9412 posts
    Buzzing Beekeeper

    @HourThyme:  FI and I live together and have since we started dating essentially. There are no secrets, lol.

    Post # 4
    119 posts
    Blushing bee
    • Wedding: September 2013

    @MrsPanda99:  +1 same here!


    But the potatoes thing has happened to me, so no judgement!

    Post # 5
    275 posts
    Helper bee
    • Wedding: September 2014

    …that I poop. LOL

    but seriously, FI and I have been living together for the last year, and he had to learn the hard way that I hate doing the dishes. HATE.IT. So I do extra sweeping and vacuuming to make up for it while poor FI does them 🙂




    Post # 6
    1654 posts
    Bumble bee
    • Wedding: January 2012

    @Mrs_Sailor:  haha it’s happened to me too!  It actually didn’t stink until we opened the cabinet!  It happens, that’s why I no longer put perishables in that cabinet!  They stay in a bag or bowl on the counter.  If I don’t see them I forget they are there!

    Otherwise, DH and I have lived together since basically the first few weeks we were dating (long story, but it was supposed to be temporary at the time) so there aren’t any secrets when it comes to that stuff, we are both notoriously bad at cleaning up after ourselves and we do lean toward traditional gender roles (I have a lot of free time on my hands and DH works a lot), so he doesn’t fault me if something like that goes unnoticed for a while… lol

    Post # 7
    2576 posts
    Sugar bee
    • Wedding: November 2013

    Just how awful I am with money. He knows I’m a spender as opposed to a saver, but I can already see him being horrified at how much I bought at Express in the past and other crap I got. I am definitely getting better with $$$ ever since we’ve gotten engaged though, but will probably never be an uber saver like him.


    Post # 8
    226 posts
    Helper bee
    • Wedding: January 2014

    @HourThyme:  I’ve done that before. I swear I am the worst person at housekeeping. Which sucks because I just moved and haven’t found a job yet, so that is my job at home. One time my eggs were so old that they had some weird kind of slime on them, my fiance said I’m probably the one that started bird flu. 


    Post # 9
    2992 posts
    Sugar bee
    • Wedding: May 2014

    No one has ever gotten into heaven just because they have a clean house. I like to say a clean house is a sure sign of a bored woman. I always figured as long as it was not filthy, there was no need to panic. I USED to clean when company was coming. Now I have a lovely lady clean my house once a week and the house looks grand. Best money I have ever spent!

    FH will discover that I rarely remember people’s birthdays, anniversaries and the like, that I adore last-minute entertaining and that I don’t give a rat’s ass what most people think of me – thus I almost never try to impress ANYBODY. My future in-laws are a noteable exception. That I pretty much do whatever I want to do. Yes, I will take his opinions and wishes into consideration, but he will never dictate what I do. But I think he has figured that part out!



    Post # 10
    8388 posts
    Bumble Beekeeper
    • Wedding: April 2013

    @MrsPanda99:  +1, I wouldn’t want to have to hide who I am from my husband.

    Post # 11
    2627 posts
    Sugar bee
    • Wedding: November 1999

    I hang everything inside out. If it comes out of the wash or comes off me inside out, thats the way it gets hung. 

    Actually drives my mom and sister nuts and DH, but at this point he is happy if I even hang stuff up. The odd thing is, once its hung I am very organized by clothing type, color, texture etc.

    Post # 13
    98 posts
    Worker bee
    • Wedding: June 2015

    I don’t mate socks. I hate it, it is the most absolute soul crushing activity I can think of. But I love eating cookie dough out of the tube at three in the morning, in bed while watching syfy. So   it balances out.

    Post # 14
    671 posts
    Busy bee
    • Wedding: August 2010

    That I don’t (always) separate the lights from the darks.


    I’m working on it.

    Also, that I really dislike doing the dishes. He does them often, which I adore. I make sure the rest of our house stays in good shape. It works out well.

    Post # 15
    845 posts
    Busy bee
    • Wedding: June 2013

    Oh to be back in that time when my husband thought I was a perfectly neat and tidy individual!

    Post # 16
    5697 posts
    Bee Keeper
    • Wedding: August 2012

    @MrsPanda99:  Ditto, I let it ALLLL hang out LOL

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