WTF URETHRA?! I just want to pee like I used to!!

posted 3 years ago in Pregnancy
Post # 3
3119 posts
Sugar bee
  • Wedding: August 2012

I hope you meant this to be slightly funny so I’m not laughing at you cruelly, but I did laugh out loud! These symptoms sound horrendous with a huge potential for embarrassment. I’m not pregnant now, but am not looking forward to things like this. Hang in there!

Post # 4
650 posts
Busy bee
  • Wedding: May 2014

Not pregnant, but I applaud you and your post title skills! Too funny! Someday you can tell your sweet baby how hard you worked to get them here!!

Post # 5
11668 posts
Sugar Beekeeper
  • Wedding: November 1999

lol. I had my first bladder related issue with baby the other day.  She must have sat or kicked it or something and I immediately was like omg I almost just peed my pants! I got up to go to the bathroom and nothing!  Oh the joys of pregnancy.

Post # 6
7192 posts
Busy Beekeeper
  • Wedding: February 2013

As soon as I stand up, I instantly feel like I have to pee so badly. Sometimes I can pee a regular amount, and sometimes there’s almost nothing in there. I seriously have to pee every hour too, which is SO annoying!

I’d also like to add that between not being able to see what’s going on down there and not being able to produce the most steady streams these days, giving my urine sample at the doctor’s office has become extremely challenging!

Post # 7
8660 posts
Bumble Beekeeper
  • Wedding: October 2012

Oh @MrsRugbee:, you make me look forward to pregnancy with every post.  🙂

Post # 8
11772 posts
Sugar Beekeeper
  • Wedding: May 2013

I totally get it!

I literally stand up after peeing and feel like I have to go again!

I tried to pee in the cup for an appointment recently, and it got EVERYWHERE! I got back to the exam room with a haunted look. My DH was like “You okay?” And I was like “…It got everywhere. How am I going to do this in another month when I can;t see the cup?!”


Post # 9
1208 posts
Bumble bee
  • Wedding: January 2004

@MrsRugbee:  hahaha I could have wtitten this.  I like to call those pees “phantom pees”.

Post # 10
814 posts
Busy bee
  • Wedding: August 2013

We were just having a discussion about this in the March forums :p I feel your pain and I’m only 18 weeks along! I can’t imagine how much worse it’s going to get.

I’ll be sitting down and I’ll be fine to get up and walk home. As soon as I’m out of the restaurant OMG I HAVE TO PEE.

Sometimes I will try to pee and there is nothing, and other times I’m like “Naw, but I’ll just try anyway,” and FLOOD GATES ARE OPEN! I once had very very little to drink before bed time and got up twice during the night with legit pees, and in the morning… like third longest pee of my life!!!!!!!

Post # 11
8818 posts
Buzzing Beekeeper

I totally understand this feeling too. I feel fine when I sit, I get up and it’s like I gotta go NOW :

Post # 13
2493 posts
Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: October 2010

@MrsRugbee:  Oh the joy. Hate to say it, but when you get to be around 30 weeks, you might think about wearing a pad and carrying extra underwear in your skirt. 

Crazy? You might think so until there’s that one time…

<–laughed too hard at dinner once and left a stain on the seat…and can therefore never enter that restaurant again. 

Post # 14
7192 posts
Busy Beekeeper
  • Wedding: February 2013

I get scared everytime I have to sneeze…

Post # 15
652 posts
Busy bee
  • Wedding: June 2012

Wow. I’ve heard jokes about peeing and pregnancy but I never took them seriously. Learn something new everyday! Something to look forward to haha. Wink

Post # 16
1817 posts
Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: May 2012

When a co-worker of mine found out I was pregnant with twins she told me to always have two spare pairs of underwear and one pair of pants with you at all times because ‘you WILL pee your pants!’. She was a surrogate to triplets for another woman and she peed her pants all the time.

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