Have you ever been looking at wedding dresses, only to see that an amazing dress is placed on someone who:
They're all over the place, showing brides in unnatural poses, in unlikely situations. Post ridiculous model poses here!
Here's a good example:This gal appears to be hung over, and may be using that wall for support. 
"OW!!! My aching back!" "
Imagine your guests standing around like this
I can personally attest to having lounged like this at my wedding. So natural!
LMAO! I think the same thing when I see photos like this. Two peeves I have are a white background with a white dress and when the model is sitting down. How the hell am I suppose to know what the dress looks like with no contrasting background or when the model is sitting down? SMH
@greenidlady: Good point! Not a great way to sell a dress!
Full disclosure: The dress I wore at my wedding is the one on the "aching back" model. That photo does NOT do that dress one bit of justice! In fact, in that picture, it looks like wadded tissue paper.
"Uh oh, I hope my depends undergarment stays in place all night!"
"I promise to love you forever, Mr. Wall! Let me hug you some more."
And the winner of the BEST POSTURE OF THE YEAR AWARD goes to:
***NOT HER!!!*****
I love this thread! It reminds me of when I was dress shopping with my MOH and this one model on the Jim Hjelm/Alvina Valenta/Lazaro sites ALWAYS looked so freakin miserable to be there...
I call this one "What the f*ck are you looking at"
and lest we forget "Are we f*cking done yet"
bahahahahaha
"I've got this terrible crick in my neck..."
"I...I have to puke again."
one more!
meet "WTF is this sh*t"
and that's the model's opinion. i love all that designer's bm dresses.
I don't know why stylists and photographers make models look so miserable in these shots! But the White by Vera Wang ones seem to be horrific...
@chasesgirl: Oh lordy. This girl needs to be checked into rehab, STAT. Step away from the opiates, dear...
I suppose she wanted to make sure she could do all the interactive dances before she bought the dress? This dress is perfect for the YMCA, electric slide AND the chicken dance... see?
@Regina Phalange: LOL!
I think they look really pretty and sell the dresses well...but most of these are funny...
LOL I had to wonder what the heck this model was doing for these ugly poses..
"Oh this gas is killin me.."
"ouch, too much gas.. can't stand up straight"
@romantical: lol @ gas cramps. I know the pose is hideous but WHAT is that dress! it's so pretty!
"I feel a nip slip coming on..."
"Did the dog seriously poop on the hem of my dress?"
@bcloves83: Bwahahahahaha!!! She definitely looks less than enthusiastic! Looks like the photographer said "Now I want you to be disgusted, then bored, then condescending."
"If I just keep digging
I know I can pull that wedgie out."
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