Loren & Alexei: My god…. She is just DA-RAMA!!! I don’t get why Alexei was putting all of the blame on Loren knowing that SHE didn’t organise her bachelorette party though, her best friend did! What was she going to do? Say ‘No, I’m not going to the strip club, take me home’. At least I didn’t hear her say ‘delicious’ this episode. Ugh, I really have my reservations about these two. They both seem really immature, I thought they were WAY younger than 27 judging by their behaviour. They can’t seem to work anything out, they just cry or give each other the silent treatment.
Melanie & Devar: Her sister (AKA the pig in a wig – love it!) is awful… googling ‘Jamaicans’?! WTF. I get that she has her sister’s best interests at heart but DAMN, she just interrogated the shit out of him upon their first meeting. I’m really not sure about Devar, funny how his tune changed when Melanie told him they needed any income he made to stay in America, then 90% turned into ‘if there is an emergency’, hmn I see an emergency popping up every week! I hope for her and Hunter’s sake that Devar is genuine and not just there to stay in the US and make money for his sisters in Jamaica.
Josh & Aleksandra: “I always dreamed that my future husband would be a dancer. I got a mormon” LOL! They seem happy but I wonder if she will get sick of the mormon lifestyle in a few years and realise it’s just not for her? Josh seems SO sheltered and naive, or gay? I can’t work him out…
Carolina & Fernando: She is just so sweet and I think she really loves him. Fatnando’s mum is a mega bitch… I really wonder how it is going to work out with them living in the same house. His mum was treating her like a maid in the last episode and telling her she was shit at everything. She has no one but Fatnando and he’s not even standing up to his mum for her. Can’t wait for the drama from his mum when/if they go through with the wedding… She’s going to play the victim and make out Carolina is taking Fatnando away from her.
Kyle & Noon: I love these two, they are totally genuine. You can tell he will do anything for her, moving her into a better house, having their wedding in the Thai Temple (so gorgeous!), and the proposal was super cute too. I think they’ll have a long and happy marriage.
Mark & Nikki: He is a pig, he’s a smiling assassin. I was screaming NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO when she signed that prenup :'( It makes me sick how he treats her and speaks to her., like a child!!!!!! He talks about his EX WIFE every fucking day, treats her like a child, if he wanted such a complacent/obedient wife he should have married a fucking REAL DOLL. He wouldn’t need a prenup that way either!
I hope she bails and doesn’t marry him.. I really do. It was disgusting to watch him telling her if she became a model and made millions he wouldn’t get any, all to coax her into signing the prenup – Seriously, what are the odds of that happening? If she goes through with it she is stuck between a rock and a hard place. She won’t be able to leave him no matter what because she will literally only have the clothes on her back and wouldn’t even be able to go back to the Philippines. Girl, you are too young for this kind of bullshit.
As a PP mentioned, I hope the K1 fine print fucks him up royally…