(Closed) Fffrrpppppppt

posted 8 years ago in Relationships
  • poll: Do you fart in front of your SO?
    All the time. : (49 votes)
    40 %
    Sometimes. : (24 votes)
    19 %
    Only if it's an emergency. : (30 votes)
    24 %
    Never! : (20 votes)
    16 %
    I don't fart, period. : (1 votes)
    1 %
  • Post # 3
    2588 posts
    Sugar bee
    • Wedding: February 2014

    HA! That picture…:) Yeah, I do. Not in an obnoxious guy way, but I’m not going to sit there and silently implode. He doesn’t love me any less for it, either, so that whole theory that if you fart in front of your guy he won’t find you attractive/want to marry you/any of that happy crap goes right out the window.

    Post # 5
    6597 posts
    Bee Keeper
    • Wedding: August 2010


    We let’r rip!

    Funny story. The first night I spent the night with Darling Husband he told me in the morning that I farted in my sleep and he made fun of me. So then I just told him – the gloves are off! And I have been farting freely since LOL!

    Post # 6
    1331 posts
    Bumble bee
    • Wedding: December 2016

    Never on purpose!  A couple farts accidentally came out when I sneezed and/or coughed, and I was mortified.  I hope one day to get rid of my hangups and feel more comfortable about doing this in front of him, lol.

    Post # 7
    1418 posts
    Bumble bee
    • Wedding: July 2011

    Yep – I fart in from on him all the time.  It is pretty much one of the biggest signs that you are comfortable with a person in my opinion.  My sister took YEARS before she could fart in front of her BF!  Once you cross the “fart line” (hahaha…), everything changes!  It is like some weight and awkwardness is lifted off your shoulders…haha.  

    Post # 8
    42 posts
    • Wedding: September 2010

    haha, I do it all the time and get a sarcastic :”bayhaybay” To which I always reply”oh please, your’s are much worse than mine” its a little gross joke we have haha

    Post # 9
    5822 posts
    Bee Keeper

    Once the baby was born I really couldn’t help it anymore.  Not that he cares.  Nor do I.  I just try not to do it in front of company.

    Post # 10
    2496 posts
    Buzzing bee
    • Wedding: January 1991

    I didn’t used to, but I do now!  It’s so funny because I am SO much worse than he is (sorry if that’s TMI) and he gets grossed out, but I find it hilarious that I’m the stinky one between us.  But he didn’t find that out till he was pretty stuck to me, so I guess he’ll have to live with it. 🙂

    Post # 11
    877 posts
    Busy bee
    • Wedding: April 2011

    We’re so immature that we laugh at and make fun of each other’s farts, lol!

    @piglet_625: I am totally in the same boat as you.  I do it way more often than he does and some of mine can be pretty loud and potent (I can’t believe I’m admitting to this!).


    Post # 12
    289 posts
    Helper bee

    All. the. time. I, too, accidentally farted in my sleep once early on in our relationship. I woke myself up, mortified and prayed that he was already asleep. He wasn’t, and couldn’t stop laughing. It’s been a free for all ever since.

    We’re really immature about it and do the whole “Wait…be quiet for a second, did you hear that?” *WHOOOOOOOOMP* I turn 6 next week.

    We’re comfortable around each other. We pee in front of each other, and I shave my armpits with him in the shower with me. No biggie.

    Post # 13
    913 posts
    Busy bee
    • Wedding: August 2009

    Not purposely but I’m not going to kill my self and give myself stomach cramps by holding them in.  He does it ALL THE TIME! I definitely don’t do it in front of company (but I have 2 friends who I will most definitely do it in front of).

    We also brush our teeth and pee in fron of each other (but no pooping in each other’s presence!!).  I knew a girl who wouldn’t poop in her boyfriend was in their apartment!!  She would wait until he left!!  Ughhhh

    Post # 14
    252 posts
    Helper bee
    • Wedding: July 2011

    First time I ever farted in front of Dear Fiance he said, “I never knew girls were capable of farting..” Little did he know, he was marrying the Gas Queen.. 😉

    Post # 15
    1641 posts
    Bumble bee
    • Wedding: June 2011

    I know I’m the odd ball, but I ahve to say I hardly ever have to! Maybe 3 or 4 times a year?? I know it’s strange, but I guesss I am just not gassy at all!

    Post # 16
    1390 posts
    Bumble bee

    For our first year or so (which included living together) I was just very polite about it. I’d use the restroom if I felt especially gassy and I rarely ever belched in front of him. Not that he’s a prude (AT ALL) but I just felt like it was a nice thing to do. Turns out he finds farting HILARIOUS and every time I do it, it’s like the funniest thing in the world. I don’t want to deprive him of his laughter. I wish he could use a bit of polite manners though, his are often very stinky and I end up covering my nose and yelling at him to get the spray before I pass out from lack of oxygen. Why are boys so much stinkier?

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