Post # 1
1+2 = 3
Until child tells you what they are thinking, we can't even begin toimagine how their mind is working....
Little Zachary was doing very badly in math.
His parents had tried everything...tutors, mentors,
Flash cards, special learning centers.
In short, everything they could think of to help his math.
Finally, in a last ditch effort, they took Zachary down and enrolled himIn the local Catholic school. After the first day, little Zachary camehome with a very serious look on his face. He didn't even kiss hismother hello. Instead, he went straight to his room and startedstudying.
Books and papers were spread out all over the room and little Zacharywas hard at work. His mother was amazed. She called him down to dinner.
To her shock, the minute he was done, he marched back to his roomwithout a word, and in no time, he was back hitting the books as hard as before.
This went on for some time, day after day, while the mother tried tounderstand what made all the difference.
Finally, little Zachary brought home his report Card.. He quietly laid it on the table, went up to his room and hit the books. With greattrepidation, His Mom looked at it and to her great surprise; LittleZachary got an 'A' in math. She could no longer hold her curiosity..She went to his room and said, 'Son, what was it? Was it the nuns?'Little Zachary looked at her and shook his head, no.. 'Well, then,' shereplied, was it the books, the discipline, the structure, the uniforms?WHAT WAS IT?'
Little Zachary looked at her and said, 'Well, on the first day of schoolwhen I saw that guy nailed to the plus sign, I knew they weren't fooling around.'
FORWARD THIS TO ANYBODY WHO NEEDS A GOOD LAUGH. Have a wonderful day andGod Bless
Post # 7
I apologize for the formatting but the ‘bee wouldn’t take any of my editing to the darn thing. I copied it out of an e-mail my lil’ sis sent me.