Post # 1
Things that make me say…”Ain’t Nobody Got Time For That!”
- Running 6 miles in the cold. I did it but, ain’t nobody got time for that
- The young man asking for money outside of the grocery store. He was dressed better than me. Ain’t nobody got time for that.
- The customer at work that is never satisfied, but keeps coming back. Ain’t nobody got time for that.
- The long winded guy in class that always raises his hand a minute before class gets out. Save it for later. Ain’t nobody got time for that!
- Planning a wedding, working on my thesis, and looking for a job! C’mon, ain’t nobody got time for that!
** Please feel free to share your “AIN’T NOBODY GOT TIME FOR THAT!” moments.
Post # 3
Haha this is a great thread!
-Customer that walk in 30 minutes before close wanting to test drive and buy a car. Ain’t nobody go time for that!!!
Post # 4
Customer wants a cake made and decorated in less than two hours on a busy Saturday. Ain’t nobody got time for that!
Post # 6
I’ve had bronchitis (seriously) twice in the past two months. Ain’t nobody got time fo dat!
Post # 7
Answer all of my Moms texts within 3 seconds or receiving it… ain’t nobody got time fo dat! I swear she thinks I’m being murdered if I don’t answer right away.
Go to the grocery store tomorrow to get more coffee… ain’t nobody got time fo dat.
Wait for FIs former work to send out tax forms… ain’t nobody got time fo dat
Post # 8
- Wedding: August 2013 - Rocky Mountains USA
Some friends have taken over a happy birthday picture I posted of Darwin on my FB wall and turned it into a 50-post argument about the existence of God. I’m watching the trainwreck as I attempt to work. I’d weigh in, but ain’t nobody got time for that!
Post # 9
Parents who pick up their kids and expect me to know all the details of their child’s day when the kid isn’t even in my class. Ain’t nobody got time for that!
Standing in the express lane at the grocery store buying cold medication on my way to work and the person in front of me spills mouthwash (?!) all over the checkout counter, which takes 10 minutes to clean up. Ain’t nobody got time for that!
When I call my mom in a rush to ask a quick question from work and she JUST HAS TO tell me about all the latest celebrity gossip. Ain’t nobody got time for that!
Post # 10
Oh my goodness! You ladies are cracking me up! 🙂
KEEP IT COMIN’! 🙂
Post # 11
@Paperbagprincess14: LOL! I’ve lost count of the amount of time my mom has left me voicemails threatening to call the police and report me missing. For real, mom? It’s been 2 hours. Ain’t Nobody (in the World dat) Got Time FUH DAT!
Post # 12
-The drive-through bank line that always, always, always takes 3 times as long as a normal banking experience should. Ain’t nobody got time for that!
-The student who wants to come into my class during the class period their essay is due and sit at the computers to print out their essay. Um..no. Guess you’ll be turning in your essay a day late for less credit. Ain’t nobody got time for that!
-The supermarket cashiers who all chat together, while I stand there for 7 minutes (!) (no one in front of me) with my 5 items till one of them finally starts ringing me up. This makes me hate people. Ain’t nobody got time for that!
Post # 13
When customers come into the store 5 mins before we closed, proceed to try on clothes for 35 mins after we closed (and thus holding up closing operations) and only spend $30! Ain’t nobody got time for that!
Post # 14
I don’t have time for that phrase. I hate it. lol.
Post # 15
When someone comes to me at work with an hourlong task that needs to be finished for the FedEx drop shipment that’s in 30 minutes…AIN’T NOBODY GOT TIME FO DAT.
Post # 16
Student assesements, IEP meetings, case conferences, parent phone calls, answer emails, make copies, prepare lesson plans, and make valentines day cards all in one afternoon …. AIN’T NOBODY GOT TIME FOR THAT!!!!