Post # 47
@Ninteenthchance: Next time she posts something like “why can’t I lose weight?”, I’d screenshot some of the pics she uploaded and post them to the status with the calorie count. I wanted to do this to one chick on my FB. She constantly shares pics about the “right” way to discipline your kid but then posts about how her son hit her and it’s funny cause he’s only three and already growing up to be feisty. So whenever she shares something about what other parents are doing wrong and how other parents let their kids run wild, I’m really tempted to post some of her previous statuses and be like, “That’s kind of the pot calling the kettle black.”
Post # 48
@Ninteenthchance: This little gem of a status (and there are variations of it but I always see a few a year) always irritates me:
“Cleaning out my friends list, time to get rid of the negativity! If you don’t see me then I guess you didn’t make the cut!”
Like we are all soooooo lucky to get to see that person’s gym check-in and mundane satus updates. How will my life go on without your daily selfie? I guess we will all have to pick-up the pieces of our broken-facebook-hearts and go on with life.
That’s all I can think when I ever I see this.
Post # 49
-workout posts every single day
-#healthyeats posts every single day, usually right after the workout posts
-OMG it’s snowing AGAIN! (I live in Canada! It’s expected!!)
-2048239482394 photos of their baby before the baby can even sit up
-PDA couples who CLEARLY post their shit when they’re sitting right next to each other, and then they feel the need to comment on their SO’s post 2 seconds after
-holier than thou posts
-selfies every single day
And the one that pisses me off the most…
-“Omg my kid is sick! He/she looks so helpless and it makes me sad! *photo*”
Whyyyyyy!!! Go take care of your damn kid instead of posting about their constant sickness on facebook!
Post # 50
@weatherbug: I ALMOST made it through the whole thing before I felt like bashing my head into the wall!
Post # 51
To add to everyone’s annoyance of FOOD photos… you know, I don’t mind it when the food really is fancy from a fancy restaurant and makes my mouth water – hey, I might want to try that restaurant! But when it’s your McDonald’s or starbucks… Okay, come on.
Post # 52
Undercover attention/concern seeking posts. They usually say something like, “Good thing I never leave home without my Kindle!” with a check-in at the local hospital. They just want everyone to chime in saying “I hope everything is ok!” “What? Why are you at the hospital!? You better call me!!”
Those posts annoy the crap out of me but the commenters that fall right into the trap bother me even more.
That is the case with most all annoying and/or offensive FB posts – it’s the ensuing moronic commentary that really makes me barf.
Post # 53
it annoys me when friends need to tag that i am with them and they like to check into EVERY place. “oh we stopped at a traffic light, let’s check it at the intersection.” and the one girl is 41!!!!
Post # 54
@weatherbug: Hahahahahahaaaa!! I LOVE screen shots! My best pals, my Fiance, and I all swap screen shots almost daily of the biggest turds we find in our social media. Yours is AWESOME. I thought I had a really good one yesterday but yours totally smokes it.
Post # 55
@BellaDee: lord yes the gym ones! i have a friend who posts a pic of herself, her cardio screen w/ stats after her workout, and sometimes VIDEO of herself working out with some long motivational speech about what a badass she is because she works out and we should all join her. so.annoying.
Post # 56
I cannot stand when folks post about their relaltionship problems . It’s the ultimate slap in the face to air your drama publically considering that trust and privacy are fundamental threads of a relationship. It’s just so rude to do to the person that you “love”.
Post # 57
@weatherbug: This is random, but do you happen to live in Alaska? I have a cousin (guy) who posts the same exact things about his baby momma! It is such a train wreck to read, but so entertaining.
Post # 58
Most of my friends are at university/college and I’m over the ‘neck nominations’ where they drink some disgusting cocktail of drinks in stupid situations and post videos, people die from it and it’s just ridiculous. Also over every status “OMG can’t wait for Friday/Wednesday/anyday to get FING TRASHED AS F*#%! Woop Woop” “TGIF gonna get hammered, lol sorry mum!” etc.
Or the vague drama posts “FFS, why would you even do that, had enough of people trying to ruin my life. Karma will get you!” so they get 10 people asking “OMG what happened?” “Oh don’t worry.” Okay, don’t bother writing an attention seeking status then.
Post # 59
Overposting photos of kids, game requests, advertising their businesses ad nausem, adding me to groups
Post # 60
@weatherbug: WHOA. That was all ONE status update?!? Good lord. There is ZERO punctuation in that thing, and it was worthy of 3 separate screenshots. EEP.
I hate when people constantly post workout updates/photos. There is one girl who is training to be in some competition and I had to hide her from my feed because she would literally post like 6 times a day. ‘Leg day done’, ‘Meal 3 of 5 down!’, photos of the cardio machine when she is done.
Also, as PP’s have said, people who post overly dramatic statuses about their lives and then refuse to go into detail. If you didn’t want to tell the whole world your problems, then don’t put vague shit like that as your status!!
Post # 61
@Lolasmomma: Haha no, I live in NJ. 🙂