Post # 62
The other day a picture of my friend’s sister and her family (new baby) popped up on my feed. They looked happy, so I opened the picture. Turns out the second half of the picture showed that the baby had explosive diarrhea out of her onesie, and they were holding her up and laughing. They had about 20 pictures of the whole thing on their FB pages. Um, stop taking stupid pictures of your baby’s poop and CLEAN HER UP!
Post # 63
Posts about their significant other and how much they love them, posts about having the perfect family. Like ok we get it….can you not just turn to your husband and say I love you rather than barfing it all over your wall and my newsfeed?!
Also people who constantly post about working out.
Post # 64
I hate people that will post something and then in the comments start a discussion between them and their SO… it is particularly annoying to look at when I know that they live together and are probably sitting on the same couch as they type!
I ocassionally will but into certain friends posts and comment “You guys must have a HUGE house if you really need to have a big discussion publicly on facebook” which of course always puts an end to their comments.
Post # 65
Weather maps/forecasts when a major storm is coming!
Post # 66
OMGoodness. Everytime I see a post that makes me feel like I need to go take a shower, I tend to hit the Unfriend button. Ick.