- 8 years ago
- Wedding: May 2012
I hear that all brides have some pre wedding mishaps… let me tell you, I have officially joined the club! Here it is 11:30am, 2 days before the wedding and if things weren’t so funny I would be a crying mess!
It started this morning at 6 when I went to start the 11 pounds of pork in the slow cooker and realized that it was still in the freezer… frozen. No big deal to thaw it out except I needed the sink to wash dishes and our microwave plate refuses to turn. Yep, it ended up double ziplocked in the bathtub… after I rigged a plug. (No clue where the actual plug went between baths last night and now. Stinkin’ kids! lol)
How’d the other cooking go? Well, that was peachy! The can opener broke on one of four 5 pound cans that I was trying to open and I enlisted the help of one of my trusty knives. Bad idea, I knicked myself… on my breast. (Texting the FH about this got a reply of “If you had cut it off like in that Martina McBride song, I’d love you through it.” Well isn’t that sweet! Oye! LOL
And oh yes, it gets better! Here is the convo with my wonderful Mom:
Me: The world is against me again… can opener quit so I used a knife & cut my boob… Crap Mom… This is ridiculous! LOL Maybe I should have registered for one of those! Haha
Mom: DO NOT ENGAGE IN ANY RISKY BEHAVIOR! The Gods are against me too! On the way to dentist cuz my tooth they replaced just came loose! I will not show my face without it. THIS HAPPENED 2 DAYS BEFORE SISTER’S WEDDING! Let’s just go on vaca FAR away!
Seriously, I am stressed to the max but can’t help but step back and laugh for now. Why am I sharing with the Hive? Because I know that lots of gals are going or have been through similar situations and its healthy to share! LOL Ok, so maybe I am stocking up on more funny moments for later today when I am seriously freaking out and need another giggle! Soooo, let’s hear ’em… anybody care to share???