Post # 1
What cheese can u hide a small horse in? Marscapone
What does a cheese say to himself when he looks in the mirror? halloumi
How do u start a fight with a grizzly bear camebert!
what does a mexican have underneath his carpet? underlay underlay!
what do you call a mexican whose car got stolen? carlos
i cant help it.i love silly jokes. any others?!
Post # 3
Oh man right when I was about to tell you my amazing jokes the site messed up, I was super excited too because I only know two and have already told everyone that’ll listen.
Q. What’s the difference between a gynecologist and a pizza delivery guy?
A. Both get to smell the goods but neither get to taste them.
(my son loves this one, but say it in pirate voice)
Q. What’s a Pirates favorite letter?
A. Ya think it’s AAaaarrrr but really tis the C.