Apartment/Condo Dwellers, What Do You Think When You Hear Loud Sex?

posted 3 years ago in Married Life
Post # 31
1516 posts
Bumble bee

I need a stand-alone house.  

Post # 32
2016 posts
Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: May 2016

oh the joys of apartment living. glad those days are over with…

i never had to deal with neighbors having loud sex, but ive had to deal with neighbors who clearly dont sleep or are on some serious drugs to be bouncing around at all hours of the night. 

i had a guy who use to live above me that would tap dance to mexican mariachi music at 3am in the morning. lol, i mean you cant make this sh*t up. He was actually a really nice guy, but man, he had some weird nightly habits. 

Post # 33
8282 posts
Bumble Beekeeper

mrshomemaker :  it depended on the apartment. I lived in one where I rarely heard it and I was friends with the girl next door so I’d laugh and say to myself “go Christine!”. When Darling Husband and I first moved in together we had the WORST upstairs neighbors and we hated them so much so we’d find it annoying. Although we eventually learned that the times we were hearing it were NOT actually the girlfriend and they broke up right as we were moving out lol. 

Post # 34
1272 posts
Bumble bee

I’ve lived in a few apartments and heard plenty of people going at it. Mostly I don’t mind, except when I’m trying to sleep. At my last place I lived next to a lady I assumed was a retired widow… my room wasn’t next to her wall, but I always worried about bothering her with our noise.

Post # 36
4231 posts
Honey bee
  • Wedding: September 2015 - Hotel Ballroom

I don’t hear a lot of loud sex, but when I do I just kind of smile and laugh. I used to live in a place where the neighbours upstairs had morning sex so loud and strong you’d thing they were using construction equiptment above my head! EVERY. SINGLE. MORNING.

Post # 37
469 posts
Helper bee
  • Wedding: December 2015

mrshomemaker :  I wish to do the following one day:  Find the apartment and slide a card under the door with a 10 written on it.

Post # 38
82 posts
Worker bee
  • Wedding: June 2016 - Old Lake County Courthouse

My first thought is “Good for them,” but then I realize what time it is at night and wish they would shut up so others can either go to sleep and not have their sleep interrupted. Some noises sound like people trying to come through the wall sometimes. If you’re a loud and/or wild person during sex, then maybe you need to just get a house you can afford so that you can be as loud and wild as you love to be without disturbing others. Be courteous!

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