(Closed) Are Men *REALLY* That Dense??

posted 8 years ago in Waiting
Post # 3
4693 posts
Honey bee
  • Wedding: October 2013

Yeah, last summer my boyfriend and I went camping and he walked me to the bathrooms.  When we were walking back to our campsite a woman passing by said, “How sweet! I wish my husband would walk me to the bathrooms!”  Boyfriend or Best Friend gets all giggly and says, “Hehehe she thought I was your husband!” (Commence big goofy grin.)  Well, Boyfriend or Best Friend, you could be if you just asked me already!!

Post # 4
14183 posts
Honey Beekeeper
  • Wedding: June 2009

I hope your boyfriend doesn’t think those elves are your children Wink

Post # 5
540 posts
Busy bee
  • Wedding: May 2012

Ha, yeah, guys really are that dense!

I once told my guy that I needed him to do more around the house.  He asks what needs to be done (really?  like you can’t look around and figure it out?  but that’s for another post…), and I tell him it’d be nice if he could fold the laundry or something.  He then tells me (brace yourselves, ladies) that his mom always folded the laundry at his house.  This was my “did that really just come out of your mouth?!” moment.

Mind you, he’s a student and was on break when this came up, and I’m working my tail off to support the both of us!  Needless to say, he got an earful and shaped up:)

Post # 6
6394 posts
Bee Keeper
  • Wedding: September 2011

That’s sort of hilariously awesome. You should have told him he would have to put a ring on it before even your elf would take his last name :).

Post # 8
6394 posts
Bee Keeper
  • Wedding: September 2011

@FlutterbyBee: Hahaha, that’s fantastic! ๐Ÿ™‚

Post # 9
131 posts
Blushing bee

I would have asked if that means they are MARRIED or just related! ๐Ÿ™‚

Post # 11
6892 posts
Busy Beekeeper
  • Wedding: March 2012

Yeah, are they married elves or brother and sister elves? ๐Ÿ˜‰ Men. Jeez.

Post # 13
4123 posts
Honey bee
  • Wedding: October 2010

Whenever I see titles like this, I usually think “YES” in my head before even opening the thread. After seeing your post… I still say… “YES!” lol 

I don’t know what your V-day challenge is but I think I would have given quite the incredulous look to him at that suggestion! 

Post # 14
63 posts
Worker bee


Mine actually signed our name as “Mr. and Mrs…   XYZ” in a guest book as a joke not long ago.  I told him I wasn’t laughing.

Post # 16
2321 posts
Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: July 2011

Prior to engagment:

bf: “Wow! it feels like we are already married……… my wifey…………. [big smile]”

me: (thinking in my head all in one breath) “But we are not, you f**kin’ moron! And worst of all, we are not even CLOSE. So don’t start with the ‘wifey’ sh*t. Either get engaged with or without the ring, cuz I frankly couldn’t give a damn about jewelry at this point since my life is passing me f**kin’ by, or f**kin’ move on!”

me in real life answer: [big smile]

Prior to marriage (after being engaged):

fi: “I feel like leasing a Mercedes. Now that my BMW is gone, I need something else.”

me: (thinking in my head) “Sayyyy whaaaaaaaa….?!?! Who the f**k is supposed to be helping save up for our wedding?! If I was the only one who is saving up, while you are thinking of frivolous purchases, then I might as well just marry myself!”

me in real life answer: “Hmm….. seems like I might need someone… err…. i mean something else too.”

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