- 8 years ago
- Wedding: April 2011
I’ve had way too many of these conversations lately:
Crackhead: “Hey, girl! Only 58 days to go!”
Me: “Yeah, it’s getting close.”
Crackhead: “Listen I was wondering if you could organize a fundraiser/teach a bunch of grade school kids the steps for an entire musical/create a website in your spare time starting tomorrow?”
Me: *blank staring*
If it was some small favor, sure, but I keep getting asked to do these HUGE time consuming projects, usually right after they comment on how close the wedding is getting. I want to poke their eyeballs out! LAY OFF PEOPLE!!!! Why don’t you ask one of the bunches people in our organization who ALWAYS bow out of doing stuff because her kid has yet another baseball game or something? I’m getting MARRIED for crap’s sake! Maybe they can chip in for once?!?!