- 8 years ago
- Wedding: May 2010
…I would like to complain about Mike’s relatives’ behavior at the wedding. Highlights include:
-Mike’s uncle RSVP’ing yes, than calling to say he’s NOT coming, than calling again to say he IS coming. We put him down as a yes. Guess who didn’t show up?
-Uninvited guest from his Mom’s side comes, grabs chair and place setting from another table, and squeezes in at a full table.
-Mike’s gross aunt loudly announces she is not wearing a bra.
-Mike’s a-hole uncle throws a bun at my head during dinner. It misses and hits the glass wall behind me with a loud thud.
-The attire! Oh my god. Tevas, flip flops, sneakers, shorts, jeans, t-shirts.
-Aunt and Uncle show up with clown costumes and stuff to make balloon animals, even though I specificially told them NO balloon animals. Someone makes a balloon penis and places it on my table.
And the worst:
During our first dance, about 30 seconds in, Mike’s gross uncle tackled him and locked a ball and chain around his ankle. Then gross aunt and crazy aunt tackle me and put an apron on me. Then I am told I have to find the key to get that effing thing off Mike. Thanks for ruining our first dance, assholes. After they left, I had the DJ play it again for us so we could enjoy it.
I mean, this was a formal affair and these are grown adults who should know better! Mike’s Mom was all “I hope that didn’t ruin your first dance”. Um, of COURSE it did! The children were better behaved than some of his aunts and uncles.
None of it really “ruined” the wedding and I still had a great time, but seriously. Adults should know how to behave at a wedding.