(Closed) Bees! Does anyone know any funny, short, clean jokes??

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Post # 3
Bee
2362 posts
Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: June 2010 - New York Botanical Garden

1. What did sushi A say to sushi B?

WasaaaaaB?

2. Which runs faster, hot or cold?

Hot! Everyone can catch a cold!

3. Person 1: What’s 5Q plus 5Q?

Person 2: TenQ?

Person 1: You’re welcome!

I have been a youth director/camp counselor for most of my life – I specialize in ice pop stick jokes :).

Post # 4
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Bee Keeper
  • Wedding: October 2012

I’ve posted this before but it’s hilarious

 

Two cannibals are eating a clown.

One turns to the other and says “hey, does this taste funny to you?”  

 

a few more. .

what do you call two spiders that just got married?

newlywebs

why was 6 afraid of 7?

because 7 8 9

 

Post # 5
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Honey bee
  • Wedding: September 2011

Q. Why does a chicken coop have two doors?

A. Because if it had 4, it’d be a chicken sedan!

Post # 6
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Blushing bee
  • Wedding: August 2008

I love this joke:

What do you call an alligator in a vest?

 

An investigator!

Post # 7
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Bee Keeper
  • Wedding: May 2009

What do you call a chicken crossing the road?

Poultry in motion!

What do you call a camel without any humps?

Humphrey!

Post # 8
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Sugar bee
  • Wedding: May 2012

Did you hear about the gay midget?  

He came out of the cabinet.

Okay that one might be a little inappropriate, but it cracks me up for some reason. 

Post # 10
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Bee Keeper
  • Wedding: August 2012

Q-what does a ninja drink?

A- Wataaaaah!

 

 

Post # 11
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Helper bee
  • Wedding: December 2012

What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?

Bison.

Post # 12
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Busy bee
  • Wedding: July 2012

What’s brown and sticky?

A STICK! (Bet you had a dirty mind and were thinking poop!)

 

(FI’s favorite!)

What’s blue and smells like red paint?

BLUE PAINT!

Post # 13
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Busy bee
  • Wedding: August 2012

How did the farmer’s wife get the chickens in to the pot?

She told them it was a chicken jacuzzi.

 

What do you call a zipper on a banana?

A fruit fly.

(My mother teaches elementary school.  Theses are some of her favorites)

Post # 14
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Bumble Beekeeper

What is a prehistoric monster called when it sleeps?

A dinosnore!

 

What illness did everyone on the Enterprise catch?

Chicken Spocks!

 

How do we know the Earth won’t come to an end?

Because it’s round!

 

What do you call a lion who wears an ascot?

A dandelion!

 

Why does a flamingo lift up one leg?

Because if he lifted both, he would fall over!

Post # 15
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Busy Beekeeper
  • Wedding: February 2011

What did the pony say when it had a sore throat?

I apologize, I am a little horse!…

 

Post # 16
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Bumble Beekeeper
  • Wedding: July 2012

Why do people become bakers?

Because they knead the dough

 

What’s a dentists favorite time of day?

Tooth-thirty

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