(Closed) Bees, karma has a twisted sense of humor

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Post # 3
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Honey bee
  • Wedding: October 2013

@minipenguin:  I would have passed out. Just died, pants around my ankles and all. 

Post # 4
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Helper bee
  • Wedding: April 2013

I would have been crying but I’m crazy afraid of bugs, especially centipedes, silverfish, and spiders!! Where do you live? I don’t want to go there, with giant spiders I’d probably have a heart attack, especially if I was stuck in the bathroom with my pants down!! Ugh!!!!!! 🙁

Post # 6
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Busy bee
  • Wedding: October 2013

Oh that’s not fun!

My ex and I were bringing in bags of shopping one night and standing on the porch unlocking the door. The next minute he starts beating me with one of the shopping bags filled with meat and dog food. I started yelling out WTF are you doing – turns out there was a massive huntsman spider on my back. Could he not have calmly got it off of me without beating me with groceries? Spiders make us do crazy things 😀

Post # 7
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Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: April 2014

@minipenguin:  BAHAHAHAHA Karma!!! Noo I’m kidding, I am not laughing at you, I would have probably had a heart attack and died, right there on the toilet.

Post # 8
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Worker bee
  • Wedding: March 2015

Surprised oh mannnn i would have fainted lol

Post # 9
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Honey bee
  • Wedding: August 2013

I’m weird, similar to your friend… Tarantulas… I’ll get a shock seeing one where I didn’t expect it but I won’t actually be afraid and I can handle it.

But show me a tick, or one of those giant centipede things with the long legs that move at light speed…

Post # 10
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Bumble bee
  • Wedding: November 1999

Oh. HELL. NO. I’m with the other Bees – I’d be DOT (Dead On Toilet) too! That or scream so loudly the entire apartment complex would hear it and send a swat team to my place. Ugh. Hell no.

Me:

Post # 11
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Bumble bee
  • Wedding: November 2013

Before clicking on this thread, I was prepared to read about a cheating ex who went bald prematurely or something. I was not prepared to have pretty much shat brix reading about a tarantula that materialized from nowhere! Seriously guys, I have to pee so bad right now, but I think I’m just gonna have to hold it for now.

 

I don’t know what I would have done in your situation OP, but I think I would burned my entire house down trying to kill it with fire.

Post # 12
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Sugar bee
  • Wedding: June 2011

Hahaha. Oh my goodness! Karma schools us all sometimes, don’t worry too much. I would not have handled that anywhere near as well as you did. I might have fainted in all honesty. 

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