Before TTC, I didn't think I would ever….

posted 2 years ago in TTC
Post # 3
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Busy bee

I cannot wait to see responses on this post, I am already laughing haha.

While TTC I never thought I would…

Get it on in my parents’ bathroom before church because “I am ovulating today, we have to now!” yell

Pee on sticks for 75% of the days of a complete cycle

BD with my butt up on a pillow and then keep my legs in the air for like 5 minutes after hahaha

Post # 5
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Bumble bee
  • Wedding: August 2014

YAAAAAY you are rocking the TTC thread ideas!!! Before TTC I never thought I would:

Pray for a sudden urge to vomit.

Pay such close attention every time I wipe.

Care MORE about my partner’s orgasm than my own!πŸ˜‚

 

 

Post # 7
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Bumble bee
  • Wedding: August 2014

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rendezvous89 :  lolol YES. Only during FW lol.

Post # 8
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Buzzing Beekeeper

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rendezvous89 :  IVF. I was certain that if it didn’t happen naturally then “it wasn’t meant to be”. What a total load of horseshit I told myself! IVF gave us an amazing daughter and I can’t believe I was once so close-minded to it. 

Post # 9
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Helper bee

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rendezvous89 :  

-pee on so many sticks (OPKs/HPTs)

-take my temperature everyday 

-check my cervix and cervical mucus regularly 

-pray for symptoms 

-regularly google everything TTC related *sigh* 

Post # 10
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Busy bee

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tm6173 :  lolol I lay on my back with my butt up too, I feel like a turtle that’s upside down or something. Getting it on in the parents bathroom sounds like a good timeπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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Jazzylove :  lol I feel you on the nausea thing, I would have welcomed it during my TWW!!!

So I never thought I would call sex “baby dancing” lol

Never thought I would analyze every single piece of toilet paper that I wipe with

Never thought I would be creative enough to find a way to seduce my husband 5 days in a row πŸ˜‚

Never thought there would be a piece of trash I would take out of the trash can 10 billion times to analyze (HPT)

Never thought I would use a lube that literally comes with an applicator

Post # 11
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Busy bee

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Jazzylove :  hahaha these are all so good! The

vomiting one is so true!

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sunsetsnmargaritas :  had to laugh at being creative enough to seduce your husband 5 days in a row hahaha is that isn’t the truth!

i thought of another one: never thought I would OFFER my husband multiple bj’s in a month to get him to have more sex πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ nothing against bj’s haha but they’re not my fav 🀷🏻‍♀️

Post # 12
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Busy bee

Stick a 1.5 inch 22 gauge needle into my butt muscle on a nightly basis.

Get so good at daily subcutaneous shots that I no longer left bruises.

Have three surgeries. 

(IVF πŸ™ƒπŸ˜‚πŸ˜­) 

Post # 13
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Busy bee
  • Wedding: August 2015

Before TTC I never thought I would stick my fingers up to my cervix and try to analyse whether it was soft or not 🀦🏼‍♀️
Before TTC I never thought I would feel so low. I found it such a hard period and it really messed with my head!
I love all of these! 

Post # 14
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Busy bee

-Analyze every piece of toilet paper after wiping 

-Pray for nausea 

-Get excited when I get EWCM

 

There are also more cons that I’m doing that I never thought I would. Infertility is a bitch

Post # 15
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Buzzing Beekeeper

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goldenbrown :  I bow down to anyone who can do the PIO shots themselves. I’m a wimp and I’m not that bendy so I make my husband do them. I only have a week left of mine and my booty is soreeeeeeeeeeee

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