These are so funny!
Best: My sisters wedding. It was SO fun. It was in Jamaica & they had a beach party after the dinner, 95-100% of the wedding guests ended up swimming in the ocean. I got stung by a tiny jelly fish but I was too drunk to care. People still talk about it to this day and I can only dream my wedding will be as awesome. I also remember the people at the resort being jealous and watching the party all night. We actually heard people talk about it at the resort for the rest of the time we were there.
Best: A friend of my sisters wedding, she had a photobooth and we easily took 50 pictures or more. SO FUN. The open bar helped that be fun.
Best: I went to a wedding hosted at a winery, it was really cool because we were able to take a tour, and try free tasters of their wine. We ended up buying a few bottles to take home.
Worst: A winery wedding with a cash bar, and only offering beer & wine (crap wine, not the wine the winery makes). They also offered a free shuttle service, which at first we thought was awesome because we planned on getting really drunk, but the night was crap because I don’t drink beer, and I wasn’t a fan of the wine they were serving, then we had to wait till 11 pm for the first shuttle to arrive, and it was freezing! I heard from another guest at our table that they had spent $40,000 on their wedding (25% was the dress!!). I’m not gonna lie, I was annoyed. You have a $10,000 dress? Really? Wouldn’t an open bar be better with a $5000 dress? Idk.. This is on top of the fact that Fiance and I paid $2000 just to go to their wedding, and we gave them $100.
Worst: For the same cash bar wedding, the Bride and Groom planned to only dance alone to half of their first dance song, and have other couples join in half way through (her BM’s were told to start this)..But I guess they were taking too long or something because the bride awkwardly called “SARAH! NOW!”…It was weird. What’s wrong with just highschool dancing with your new husband? Thats what I’ll be doing..
Worst: Same wedding as above…After the bouquet/garter toss, the guy put the garter and the girls leg, and then the guys gf got jealous and ran to the bathroom to cry. Of course the bathroom was located indoors where the bar was, so you definitely saw them having their dumb little fight all night.
Worst: Same wedding as above….For the speeches, they didn’t tell the grooms dad he had to write or say a speech, and when he was standing up there, he was frozen and started crying. I felt SO bad for him.
Worst/sad: (photobooth wedding) During the bride/groom speech, the bride started crying histerically talking baout how she wished her grandmother was there. This wedding also had a terrible DJ. Good thing they had a photobooth.
Worst: (jamaica wedding)… My mother is an alcoholic. Since my sisters ceremony was at 11am, and then the dinner at 5pm, my mom was wasted at this point (all-inclusive resort).. When they called her up to do a speech, she hadn’t prepared anything, she drunkenly slurred her words “It is so totally awesome to have you all here, I’m just so blown away everyone came so far. It’s just awesome. Totally.” …Ya. No “welcome to the family”, “Our first son in law” NOTHING. My sister didn’t speak to my mom for a good 6 months after that. I’m gonna give her a huge warning that absolutely no drinking happen before dinner. And if she doesn’t write a speech I’ll disown her.