- 3 years ago
- Wedding: July 2017
I’ve seen so many posts on here about being disappointed with their proposals… or all these amazingly romantic proposals that went perfectly. I want to hear your hilariously bad proposals!!!
My proposal was in the tub. Seriously…. we’re sitting there talking all sweet and romantic and all of a sudden bubbles float to the surface.
Of course my first thought is that he just ripped one right in the tub… I panicked. He panicked, got all red and whipped out this soaking wet ring box.
He had opened it under water and the air escaped.
This was literally how it went.
“I swear, I didn’t just…. son of a bitch… um…. No! It was this!!!” ***holds up ring box, with ring*** “so yeah, I didn’t just fart on you. Oh my god. So, yeah. Will you? Shit. Can I start over?”
He was horrified, lmao. Poor man.
Then stupid me, makes matters even worse… “Did you just propose to me by farting at me?”
So he panicks some more, and tries to recreate the bubbles from the ring box to prove it wasn’t him.
So of course, I lost it. He lost it. It was this whole laughing mortifying moment, it was actually pretty much awesome.
Then, icing on the cake, my finger was too swollen from the hot water to actually get the ring on. We had to wait a while, before I could even slide it on. So I just sat there stupidly grinning at a ring I couldn’t even wear for about an hour.
So yeah, there’s mine. He gets all cute and embarassed when I joke about how the only thing I got after 8 years of being together, was getting proposed to by a phantom fart.