- 7 years ago
- Wedding: October 2013
Before she got kicked out for blackmailing the maintenance man when he turned her down for sexual favors, our pleasant neighbor was running a one woman brothel/drug den out of her townhouse(that we share a wall with)! Haha it was a constant stream of men at all hours of the day/night. They would only stay for about 30 minutes, smoke a cigarette on the porch and leave using the back door, even though they parked on the street-next to the front door. Early mornings when I left for work I would see her prancing to the garbage bins in her tiny kimono robe and heels to dump a huge bouquet of roses. She and her guests smoked weed all day, every day and it was constantly stinking up our house. After she left the maintenance crew told us when they went in to do repairs, she had an actual smoking circle set up in her basement haha.
Probably the best part about the whole story is, before she moved in an older man in his shiny Lexus(which totally doesn’t fit in in our neighborhood) stopped me in my parking lot. He explained how he was some financial lawyer and his daughter was moving in and he was worried that it was a rough neighborhood and wanted to know if I’d had any problems. Little did he know, his daughter would end up being the biggest problem on the street!!